Ok, I am cracking up. There are some very clever puns posted.
Got another one....
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Sparkplug
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Puns- Know any?
by Sparkplug inmahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
he also ate very little,.
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Have you ever just wanted to pick up and leave?
by destroyedbyhate inhas anyone ever wanted to do that?
to just leave and tell no one where you are going.
start over fresh in a new place where nobody judges you based on your past.
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yes, i know just exactly what you are talking about. i have fantasies of just taking a bow and arrow, and a big bowie knife, and a 4 season tent, and a backpack full of survival gear, and just walking into the mountains for a couple of years. by myself. shed this old skin.
If it is not too strange for a girl... I think about this a lot. I used to repel (spell), hike, camp, ski,bike, race. Really burn up the energy. My 1st husband was an extreme outdoorsman. So we would camp with no tent. Just build a shelter, catch fish by hand and roast them on the fire. Kick around in the woods and just enjoy a good beer and nature. Which order is not important. I love a campfire and I love the sky at night and the sounds of the woods. I miss doing that...but not so much him.Run away, start over? I have done that and it is the best thing. To be away, have a chance to grow without rumors etc. I would move on still, but I think my kids having roots is very important. Someday though, they will grow, and can come visit me where ever I should land. I am hoping to travel a lot when they are grown.
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Does a brother have to explain if he cuts his hair bald?
by JH inwe all know that having a beard or a goatee is wrong in the jw organization.
how about if a brother just decides to be bald, by choice?.
what do the elders say then?
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I remember now Frog. Yes, I thought you were a hottie then and I still do. I love the picture in Italy. The pixi pic is my passport photo from my trip to London. lol funny when I just saw your pic of the queen!
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Does a brother have to explain if he cuts his hair bald?
by JH inwe all know that having a beard or a goatee is wrong in the jw organization.
how about if a brother just decides to be bald, by choice?.
what do the elders say then?
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FROG-It really sucked and then people wonder why is our bag so heavy! OMG. That is the first I think I have seen your face. OOH I wish it were more clear!
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To all Newbies; Please Please Read
by horrible life ini am a newbie.
i have been here only a week.
i have read many posts.
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HL- that was the first post I read. I stayed up all night and then all day. Missed work and to top it all off got addicted to the board, and did not sleep for about 3 days straight. I watch that thread and see how Mario grows and stuggles. I really look at his story and try to hang in there on bad days. I think of his life A LOT! Gives me strength.
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Does a brother have to explain if he cuts his hair bald?
by JH inwe all know that having a beard or a goatee is wrong in the jw organization.
how about if a brother just decides to be bald, by choice?.
what do the elders say then?
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Frog- yes, especially curious they were towards a 15 year old girl. I think about it now and I will be DAMNED if anyone is ging to ask my girl questions like that over her every move. Questions did not stop right up until the last two 60 seconds before I left for good. I believe it was..."We are concerned over your homosexual actions." WTF...my Bible study was gay. So glad she never listened to all that babble from me.
and yes... I got a thing for baldies!
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Getting to know you, getting to know all about you...
by Crumpet inits wednesday evening, i'm alone and in need of distraction and am curious about my new and old fellow posters.
so i was wondering if you would reveal what makes you different from the next person in terms of your hobbies.
what are little known facts about you?
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Cygnus. Don't do it man. Don't air it out like this. This will get bad. Don't do it. Please. I am begging you don't do it. CHL
I had so much to say for the dueling IP and CHL...then I saw this and thought " I agree. Don't do it...relapse, release...relapse release!"
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Does a brother have to explain if he cuts his hair bald?
by JH inwe all know that having a beard or a goatee is wrong in the jw organization.
how about if a brother just decides to be bald, by choice?.
what do the elders say then?
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I cant see it going over well because bald men can be so
sixy...er sexy!It is way too much temptation for the gals in the hall. It may make them do naughty things. Lord knows how much they hate calling the women in and getting all the nitty gritty details. Cant have none of that. -
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Puns- Know any?
by Sparkplug inmahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
he also ate very little,.
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Thanks Frog!
( I was hoping that was not the beginning of a pun...)
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Puns- Know any?
by Sparkplug inmahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
he also ate very little,.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by
halitosis.