Is this for real? Or was this supposed to go under "Humor"?
I think it's a humor thingy...though I could be wrong..could have happened..
two california highway patrol officers were conducting speeding enforcement on i-15 north of the marines air station miramar.
one of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.. the officers were suddenly suprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour.
the officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turned off.. just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a usmc f/a-18 hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.. back at the chp headquarters the patrol captain fired off a complaint to the usmc base commander.. back came a reply in true usmc style: thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident.
Is this for real? Or was this supposed to go under "Humor"?
I think it's a humor thingy...though I could be wrong..could have happened..
two california highway patrol officers were conducting speeding enforcement on i-15 north of the marines air station miramar.
one of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.. the officers were suddenly suprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour.
the officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turned off.. just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a usmc f/a-18 hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.. back at the chp headquarters the patrol captain fired off a complaint to the usmc base commander.. back came a reply in true usmc style: thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident.
Futhermore, an air to ground missle aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
I bet ya the patrol officers wet their pants when they got word of this...YIKES!
yea!!!
i have my sweet little daughter back in my arms.
i've had her for two days actually, i was just too busy playing "cut the pickle tickle tickle" to write on here!
YAY! How wonderful! My daughter and I play the "cut the pickle" game...LOL
have you looked up urine therapy on the net?
many web-sites praise drinking your own urine as being extremely good for you.
i thought this was nuts!!
I have only this to say, in the words of the immortal "Nelson" from "the Simpson's" HAA! HAA! You drank pee!
Oh and Cog, warn me before making statements like that...I'm now cleaning off coffee that is spewed all over my monitor and keyboard...lmao
have you looked up urine therapy on the net?
many web-sites praise drinking your own urine as being extremely good for you.
i thought this was nuts!!
I see myself at a resturant saying...."and I'd like an iced pee please".......................oompa
lol...too funny.
have you looked up urine therapy on the net?
many web-sites praise drinking your own urine as being extremely good for you.
i thought this was nuts!!
Thank you Cognizant...well written.
I'm taking Science 214 which deals with nutrition. We actually went through a few chapters detailing how the digestive system works and what happens to our food. As Cognizant point out, you're not only getting water that you do pee out but you're also getting some other stuff that you may not want back into your body. Once food/liquids go into your body and hits the small intestines, the nutrients are absorbed through the wall lining of the small intestine as it filters out the good from the "waste". The nutrients are then distributed to the organs. The "leftovers" will go through the kidneys/bladder and so forth. Yes, some vitamins do pass through, but what if your body is expelling them because you're getting too much.
For example, I just found out (through my class) I am ingesting too much Niacin and Vitamin B 6 from taking a multivitamin and eating foods that have it in them such as chicken, dairy, and legumes...where do you think the excess vitamins go? Through the filtering system. So why put back vitamins that I have too much of in the first place while at the same time taking a chance of drinking a bacteria filled and other things I would not want in my body?
Let me make one thing clear that could have been misunderstood from my last posting...I said
I know quite a bit about stuff that may have vitamins and minerals in them that could be good for the body...
As you can see from the time I posted, it was very late and I didn't want to get into a big long drawn out post. I was about to edit it and say "even though you may find vitamins and minerals in things...this doesn't necessarily make it good for your body".
have you looked up urine therapy on the net?
many web-sites praise drinking your own urine as being extremely good for you.
i thought this was nuts!!
"Freedomfrog" well done about dog's.
I know quite a bit about stuff that may have vitamins and minerals in them that could be good for the body...
Semen is high in vitamins, ox bile is great for the digestive system, and yes I have heard about the urine therapy, tobacco juices is great for infections...but I can't sit down with a glass full of bile juice, pee, or semen for my daily ritual of healthy "eating"...I can't even stomach the thought of it.
I couldn't chug down a glass of Aloe Vera (the kind you DO drink) when I was trying to detox my body and that is pure plant material.
one day at a time....and have found what may be an incredible ally in this quest.
someone who has kicked depression and booze and has even helped sober her dad up and he is a pitiful story.....jw....multi-millionair elder/pioneer who lost it all....due to bi-polor and booze....was in prison for two years on booze crimes, but has now been sober for almost three years.....his daughter is an incredible woman massage therapist, and also teaches holistic healing.....don't know a lot about that, execept i have been helped a lot by accurpuncture and they take this holistic approach...bit btw here.....angie has helped totally awaken her dad and brother!!!!
i am so excited to have found someone who wants to help me, thinks they can, and have sooooo much in common with and i will let you know if she can walk on water.............i am taking back my life!!!
Good night oompa...tomorrow is a crisp new day which will be another opportunity to once again accomplish your goals and be proud of.
i just dont think i can take it anymore....my wife of 11 years is such a great gal... but we are just not connecting anymore......otwo says hang in there...as she may come around and wake up!!
!....but the extreme differences in our lifes are starting to take a toll...and may be making me want to drink too much.....i should not need to self medicate like this!!
!.....soooooo wish i had never woken up or could just deal with the real truth....what a rock to my world.......nothing will be the same.................................................oompa.
If ol oompa can pull it together Happy Dad you might be proud of me soon!.
I just wanted to make sure that you become proud of yourself first. Others being proud of you can come later and shouldn't be the determining factor of your happiness. Remember, you are your first best friend if you allow yourself to become one. Learn yourself first and become committed for you to you.
one day at a time....and have found what may be an incredible ally in this quest.
someone who has kicked depression and booze and has even helped sober her dad up and he is a pitiful story.....jw....multi-millionair elder/pioneer who lost it all....due to bi-polor and booze....was in prison for two years on booze crimes, but has now been sober for almost three years.....his daughter is an incredible woman massage therapist, and also teaches holistic healing.....don't know a lot about that, execept i have been helped a lot by accurpuncture and they take this holistic approach...bit btw here.....angie has helped totally awaken her dad and brother!!!!
i am so excited to have found someone who wants to help me, thinks they can, and have sooooo much in common with and i will let you know if she can walk on water.............i am taking back my life!!!
I actually have hope for the first time in a long while and it feels good!
Good for you...and you should feel good...you have a PLAN! That's a GREAT start.