I like the tally idea.
Doodle a very complex, intricate design that has "cult" hidden in it.
Take notes by writing down only the most crazy things they say. Embellish for fun. Or bring a tiny device that makes the smallest noise on command. Ring it every time they say some rule that's not in the Bible.
In case someone peeks on your notes, add juicy personal reminders to yourself about masturbation being evil.
Or make a big title of your notes page in black marker quoting the scripture about the Pharisees making rules that aren't in the bible, then just write your notes like normal underneath.
Be the loudest clapper and singer in the joint.
Smile from ear to ear nonstop like the Joker.
During the breaks, discuss the program with Stepford Wives' positivity and intelligence. Be sure to use the same sing songy voice, vacant stare and forced smile.
Dress just 1 click past the avg dub. Go all out with the jw dot org stuff or super spiritual clothing.
Bring a small carry-on bag filled with publications. Hey, bookbags are a mark of spirituality--yours will be biggest--you win!
Bring a full array of different colors of highlighters and pens. Color code while you take incessant notes.
Blow your nose constantly.
Every time they mention demons/Satan, mumble gibberish and gently roll your head and eyes back every time they say it. Then snap out of it and pretend like nothing happened.
Go to the practical joke store:
- wear a fake rotten tooth and smile a lot
- they have these tablets called Pee Pucks--you just put them in the toilet tank and it turns the water yellow--then amuse yourself by listening for how many times the next person flushes
- fart noise makers and smell makers