Posts by rebel8

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The incredibly white NAACP leader

by Simon in

this is a bizarre story.. there is a woman who is the local leader of the naacp who is obviously trying to mislead people into believing she is black who is actually white.

very white.. she obviously gets a tan regularly but looks more orange.

yes, orange really is the new black!.

rebel8

How is this any different than the Caitlyn Jenner situation?

Black Pretender is lying to gain sympathy. Jenner knows she will not get sympathy from most people and has always understood revealing the truth will cause a wave of hatred --a change from being America's hero.
Black Pretender is lying to get things she is not entitled to, such as jobs, prestigious volunteer posts, and access to powerful people. Jenner is telling the truth to find relief from the stress caused by concealing it, and understands it will distance her from jobs, prestigious volunteer posts, and access to powerful people.
Black Pretender is lying. Jenner is telling the truth.
Jenner suffers from a documented medical condition. Black Pretender suffers from being a liar, liar, pants on fire.
Black Pretender is adopting someone else's identity, culture and characteristics for personal gain. Jenner is being herself.

I will stop now...

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New David Splane Video: No 1900 Year Faithful Slave

by FusionTheism in

governing body member david splane has a new video on tv.jw.org where he talks about all the horrible things committed by martin luther and the protestant reformers.. his conclusion is that there has been no faithful and discreet slave on the earth during the past 1900 years (before 1919 i guess.).

he also says that maybe there were a few anointed on earth, maybe not.. he did add an interesting statement that he doesn't condemn the other churches just for misunderstanding the bible because the society has done that.. another odd point, was that he actually mentioned catholic missionary work in a somewhat positive light, while totally condemning the reformation views on predestination..

rebel8

omg--this is huge!

So now they can both explain the increase in partakers and distance themselves from their wackadoodle Miracle Wheat roots.

Crazy like a fox.

I guess I have my question answered now.

why report more partakers?

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Disfellowshipping Image

by naazira in

jw
friends

this photo can be found in the april 15 , study edition article titled:.

why disfellowshipping is a loving provision.

just by looking at this image we can see how quickly the barrier between the congregation and former member is put up, after the announcement that this sister is no longer one of jehovah's witneses.

rebel8

It's funny she's carrying a bookbag.

I have never understood why people attend the meeting when they announce the DFing. It's like the bullies telling you to meet them after school so they can shove your face into yellow snow. How about no.

But I digress. Why carry a bookbag? The only reason to do that is to impress others, as far as I know. It's not like people are going to be like, "Well, she might be unworthy of a greeting and destined for death, but she carried 3 Awakes with her, so that's a good sign."

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Disfellowshipping Image

by naazira in

jw
friends

this photo can be found in the april 15 , study edition article titled:.

why disfellowshipping is a loving provision.

just by looking at this image we can see how quickly the barrier between the congregation and former member is put up, after the announcement that this sister is no longer one of jehovah's witneses.

rebel8

It almost makes me want to orchestrate a giant, multi-national, simultaneous protest by mass amounts of ex-jws wearing a tailored turquoise dress and pumps. And then post selfies on Facebook.

Think about it. It could be our Project Chanology. We could do it on the 101st anniversary of Not Armageddon, 10/1/15.

I will hold the sign only with my middle fingers, and my sign will say, "<----SHUN THIS---->".

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I need help with this one. What do you think I should do?

by Quarterback in

jw
friends

my wife is pleasant and easy to get along with.

she is also helpful to many.

lately, however, there is a jw sister who some are curious about has befreinded my wife.

rebel8

I'm stopping now. To self: Stop and back away slowly.

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I need help with this one. What do you think I should do?

by Quarterback in

jw
friends

my wife is pleasant and easy to get along with.

she is also helpful to many.

lately, however, there is a jw sister who some are curious about has befreinded my wife.

rebel8

Start French kissing your wife with the other sista's arm still around her. Moan gently.

Have your wife slip some fake bugs onto her shoulder where the other sista's hand usually lands.

Have your wife place some dried milk flakes on her scalp. When the sista touches her, she should shake her head vigorously. It will rain "dandruff".

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I need help with this one. What do you think I should do?

by Quarterback in

jw
friends

my wife is pleasant and easy to get along with.

she is also helpful to many.

lately, however, there is a jw sister who some are curious about has befreinded my wife.

rebel8

Funny, I've recently noticed on another forum multiple threads on what to do if your neighbor is bothering you. It doesn't seem to occur to people to just politely discuss it.

If you're having that much difficulty, use your sense of humor.

Make a fake ragazine with an article about how PDA is not appropriate in some cultures and could lead to stumbling. Highlight it and pull it out during the meeting.

Put your arm around her other shoulder, weave your fingers with Sister Touchtoomuch's fingers, and gently stroke her hand with your thumb. Bonus points if you first use that hand to pick your nose vigorously.

I can think of approximately 1000 more.

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i'm stupid, right?

by embarrassed in

i am on here as another member, but even with a username and not revealing my identity, i am still too embarrassed to use it.

had to make up a new one.

that being said.... my boyfriend is watching pornography, and it seriously hurts my feelings.

rebel8

You know what you need to do. The hard part is doing it.

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Now Even JW Men Are Going To Die At The Big A

by OneFingerSalute in

so this weekend there was a part about not following jesus at a distance.

the speaker made a big point of stating that any baptized jw male who was not either appointed ms/elder, or at the very least "reaching out" actively, was in fact following jesus at a distance.

he said that the only way to live through the big a was to follow jesus closely.

rebel8

This notion is not new. Back in the 80s they would say if you are not doing everything you can for the sky daddy, "strenuously exerting yourself", then jehoopla would execute you. Spit you out of his mouth because you're lukewarm.

Hence we were supposed to use every free moment to worship him. For example, I was made to preach and read magazines during school lunch. Walking to school was to be spent praying and meditating. Every second was to be used to fill one's mind with jehoopla, otherwise satan would have a way in.

Basically they required us to brainwash ourselves.

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i committed the unforgiveable sin

by 060702015 in

everyday i wake up with knots in my stomach and trouble breathing.

my life continues to go into a downward spiral.

in the past, i had my dependence on god.

rebel8

It's all a ruse, dude. I have the perfect solution!

Get busy living a life worth living (which means be happy, surround yourself with nice people, make the most of your brain and your time, add positive things to the community). If God/Jehovah/Thor/Isis/etc. someday makes himself known to us, and he's a guy worth worshiping, he'll be happy you made the most of his gift and were an awesome person. If he doesn't ever make himself known to us, you win too, because you're awesome.