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  I'm back!!!

  by maximumflash in

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  just letting people know that i am back but i am going to be very busy in the next several months due to moving preparations and other stuff.

  so if you do not see me around very much, don't be suprised.

  i hope everyone is doing well.

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  maximumflash

  This is exactly why I love this forum and all the members on it. Just look at all the colorful and creative responses that we have here:

  Forum Assistant, Fulltime Apostate, F***ing A*Shole, Fatbastard, Floppy Ass, Forum Animal, Farkel Admirer, First Adjutant, Farting Abstainer, Fan of Angharad, and last but certainly not least Full-time Asskisser.

  I am honored that all of you could take the time out of your busy lives to respond to my trivial expression. And may I offer my thanks for all of your replies.

  See you all around the board.
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  I'm back!!!

  by maximumflash in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just letting people know that i am back but i am going to be very busy in the next several months due to moving preparations and other stuff.

  so if you do not see me around very much, don't be suprised.

  i hope everyone is doing well.

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  maximumflash

  LyinEyes,

  We are going to be moving to another location in the United States. I would tell you but it is G-14 Classified! The plans to go to Germany flew right out the window. But I am sure that we will make it to Europe someday.

  Thanks for the welcome back everyone!!! Did I mention that I am a F------ A----!!!
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  I'm back!!!

  by maximumflash in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just letting people know that i am back but i am going to be very busy in the next several months due to moving preparations and other stuff.

  so if you do not see me around very much, don't be suprised.

  i hope everyone is doing well.

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  maximumflash

  Hello to everyone! Just letting people know that I am back but I am going to be very busy in the next several months due to moving preparations and other stuff. So if you do not see me around very much, don't be suprised.

  I hope everyone is doing well.

  For all the new people on the board that I missed in the last 4-5 months, welcome!!!

  Simon, hey you know something? I am a F------ A----! Haha! (Inside joke for those that get confused about this statement. And if you know what the letters are that fit in the blank, I would appreciate you NOT posting it please. Thank you in advance.)
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  My boyfriend proposed to me.

  by Preston in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  over dinner yesterday in a restaraunt my boyfriend proposed to me.

  it was an unexpected moment for me on valentine's day.

  didn't know what to expect.

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  maximumflash

  Congrats Preston!! Hope you find what you are looking for and live life happy. As for advice, do what your heart tells you to do.
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  HEY ....ANIMAL!___>>>>>>>&...

  by plmkrzy in

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  lmao!

  happy valentines!

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  maximumflash

  ROFLMAO

  That was funny!! I agree with animal.... mohawks are cool. LOL
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  SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA MISSING!

  by D8TA in

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  turn on the news!

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  maximumflash

  A very sad loss indeed.

  The explosion woke my wife and oldest daughter this morning, it was bad enough to shake the houses here where we live and its almost 6 hours from DFW area. About 45 minutes from here they have closed a resort area due to the amount of debris being found there, no injuries that I am aware of yet.
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  Chew the facts....

  by Jb9963 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if anyone at all would reply to this, it would be great.

  first off i'd like to say i only want mature people to reply, so that should cut down on some of the flak that will indefinitely be received for posting this.

  i have a few topics i would love to cover with you jehovah's witnesses.

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  maximumflash

  I have a few topics I would love to cover with you Jehovah's Witnesses.

  Might help you a bit here Jared, my wife and most others come to this board to discuss the same you have mentioned. Not because they believe it but because most here are EX- Jehovahs Witnesses, not active Jehovahs Witnesses.

  I come here to gain a better understanding of the religion she was a part of for so long, a religion you will find most here on this board call a cult. I still dont understand half of it but the people here are more then helpful and friendly.

  I think Gizmos point to you was to look at the posts to find that most here are EXs and DO NOT follow the teaching of the faith anymore, if anything they would most likely agree with your pointing out the failed prophecies another thing which I find hard to grasp as so many stayed even though it was proved the Witnesses were wrong.

  Those practicing the Jehovahs Witness faith as I understand it would call this site and those posting to it Apostates.
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  Simple math question for dum dums

  by JH in

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  if you travel a distance of 100 miles .

  and the first half of the trip you go at 100 mph.

  and the second half of the trip you go at 50 mph.

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  maximumflash

  Phone book question answer is None. If the number is unlisted it won't be in a phone book.
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  Simple math question for dum dums

  by JH in

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  if you travel a distance of 100 miles .

  and the first half of the trip you go at 100 mph.

  and the second half of the trip you go at 50 mph.

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  maximumflash

  That's just MEAN, maximumflash. THERE IS NO DIRT in a hole. It's empty.

  Hahahaha!!!

  The phone book question is just as simple as the dirt in a hole question. Answer is not 128.
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  Simple math question for dum dums

  by JH in

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  if you travel a distance of 100 miles .

  and the first half of the trip you go at 100 mph.

  and the second half of the trip you go at 50 mph.

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  In a large western city, 80% of the phone numbers are listed, 20% of the phone numbers are businesses, and 20% of the phone numbers start with the numeral "2". If you were to take a random sample of 1000 phone numbers from the city's phone book, how many numbers would you expect to be unlisted, non-business phone numbers that start with a numeral other than "2"?