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  OBVES THE MATHEMASTURBATER

  by Satanus in

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  why call him the mathematical masturbater?

  because he is self-pleasuring w mathematics.

  not that self-pleasuring is wrong, although he probably thinks it is, so maybe he will get a hint from this, but i doubt it.

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  brodark

  Red Meat Rules.
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  Prostating Oneself

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  i'm a male aged in my mid 40's and am wondering about if and when i need to get my first prostate exam.. has anyone here been through it?

  is it painful?

  embarassing?

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  brodark

  Get an appointment, get it done. 40 -45 is prime time for prostate problems to start. It's really not all that bad. After a few questions and the usual blood pressure and abdominal thumping and a couple of easy questions, you'll be asked to:
  Drop your drawers and bend over the exam table. He'll lube one finger, push it in (a little discomfort, but nothing you can't live through), about 10 to 15 seconds to find and examine the gland with his gloved finger, and voila, you're done except for wiping up the KY gel. Piece of cake, you're good for a year at least.
  You DON'T want to let it slide! Get an exam done as a baseline and then every year or two after, as the doctor suggests, you can get a checkup. An ounce of prevention, and all that.
  BD
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  fruit

  by larc in

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  what is your favorite fruit.

  i like cherries myself, if you get my drift.. aint't life grand, and isnt't fluff wonnerful.

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  brodark

  1)Blackberries, of course.
  2)Kiwi (they're furry outside and juicy inside!)
  3)Mangos
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  An Opinion Question

  by DIMs Wife in

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  do you think that it is better to be disassociated or disfellowshipped or do you think that drifting away is the best option?

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  brodark

  So far drifting away has worked out very well for me. But each one has their own circumstances and needs. I chose "drifting." But if pushed, I would disassociate before I would let them disfellowship me, I would think.

  Lindy, posting from brodark's computer.
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  Am I Crazy or What?

  by Trotafox in

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  ive got a problem with my boss that is driving me nuts.

  [>:(] we differ drastically in our approach to problem solving and it is affecting my everyday life on my job.

  it's to the point where there are times when i wish we could part company.

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  brodark

  It's a trick question! My answer: first #3, then #4 when they least expect it. I read your Computer Guru thread and declined to tell you (since some folks would disagree and this might cause more friction) that your entire problem was that the originals were in Word Perfect (now THAT'S an oxymoron! ). Try converting all of your stuff to PageMaker documents. Then snap the boss's neck and take his parking spot. You'll feel much better.
  Glad to be helpful.
  BD

  mgBD
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  First post ever, I think.

  by jelly in

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  this is just a test to see if i am posting.

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  brodark

  My first post too. But I think I can explain. H2O is water. Dateline, is a bit more complex. Something like "Would you like to take a ride on my yacht?" would be a good dateline.
  LOL (but only to myself!)
  mgBD