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  You know you're a JW when....

  by Preston in

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  you know that d.c. isn?t the capital where the president of the united states lives .

  a pioneer isn?t an 1800?s historical figure who traveled the west.

  the majority of books in your parent?s bookshelf have years on them.

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  zman

  ROFLMAO
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  Central Ohio xjw wanted!

  by zman in

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  2. experiences

  i moved away from ohio a while back i still have afew friends there, they are wanting to meet some xjws.. if you are in the area and could reply that would be great.

  my friends are a little shy so i'am posting for them!!!!.

  thx zman

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  zman

  I moved away from Ohio a while back I still have afew friends there, they are wanting to meet some xjws.

  If you are in the area and could reply that would be great. My friends are a little shy so I'am posting for them!!!!

  thx zman
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  Society RAP

  by Big Dog in

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  2. humour

  with all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the wbts?

  i am not a fan of rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it.

  with all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc.

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  zman

  ZMAN cd 5 *to the beat of "Fresh Prince of Belair"
  
  "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
  I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became dfed and just didn't care
  in central Ohio, born and raised, out in service was where I spent most of my days,
  pioneerin and servin,publishin out cool, and yo informal witnessin outside the school,
  
  When a couple of elders that were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood,
  I got in one little JC and my mum got scared and said "YOUR MOVIN OUTA THIS HOUSE A DFED
  KID I CAN"T BARE", I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said 'DFED'
  and had dice in the mirror.
  
  If anything I could say this cab was rare, then I thought 'NAH BE REPENTANT',
  Yo screw it I just did'nt care!!! I pulled up to the Apostafest about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo VALIS see ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to be one of the dfed who just did'nt care"
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  Society RAP

  by Big Dog in

  1. social
  2. humour

  with all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the wbts?

  i am not a fan of rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it.

  with all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc.

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  zman

  ZMAN cd track 4
  
  
  In sports your gifted
  
  coach called your moves wicked
  
  But now you find
  
  No place on the sideline
  
  
  In all you have toiled
  
  Your habits might be spoiled
  
  So you have to sit
  
  And watch another deliver the hit
  
  
  "Chin up my boy
  
  In gods work you employ"
  
  So to your Chagrin
  
  You live with what might have been
  
  
  So life passes bye
  
  And many will ask why
  
  But thats just the deal
  
  with a jw dad at the wheel
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  Society RAP

  by Big Dog in

  1. social
  2. humour

  with all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the wbts?

  i am not a fan of rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it.

  with all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc.

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  zman

  ZMAN cd track 3
  
  
  
  
  
  Condemed to service in a blizzard
  
  Tryin to find
  
  Just one more weak mind
  
  
  From the van I stumble
  
  In my service bag I fumble
  
  I read um a verse
  
  in order to coerce
  
  
  Because you see
  
  I get to count a RV
  
  With ten hours in sight
  
  I call it a night
  
  
  So its off with the suit
  
  And get to countin that loot
  
  you say WHAT!!!
  
  I just call it my cut.
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  Society RAP

  by Big Dog in

  1. social
  2. humour

  with all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the wbts?

  i am not a fan of rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it.

  with all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc.

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  zman

  ZMAN cd track 2
  
  
  
  
  next two hours I'm stuck
  I roll my eyes
  to the PO's suprise
  
  Now theres three
  All starein at me
  The bible comes out
  they begin to shout
  
  Whats their deal
  I saw his kid steal
  but its just me
  leader of the apostacy
  
  So what do you do
  Vs a elder and his wreckin crew
  So I smile and knod
  And think DEAR GOD
  
  So HEAR, I write
  about the apostate plight
  But thats just me
  disfellowshipped you see
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  Society RAP

  by Big Dog in

  1. social
  2. humour

  with all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the wbts?

  i am not a fan of rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it.

  with all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc.

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  zman

  *Puts hat on sideways* in the style of M+M as iam WHITE!!!!!!!

  Its Saturday mornin

  I should be snorrin

  I'am dressed to kill

  There's a subzero chill

  By four to the van

  sellin books for the man

  why can't I see

  There makin a profit off me

  But I do my part

  Cause I aint to smart

  So knock knock knock

  I bought governing body stock

  thank you thank you!!!!! yo yo yo zman
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  Goodbye everyone

  by holly in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  its time to leave.

  i have had all the answers i need to make a firm decision.

  thank you so much everyone for your replies, for talking to me over the last few weeks and for some of the humour.. i believe the jws are right and that they have the truth.

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  Hate to tell you Holly but you will be back. You will read this thread and wonder how did he know? I wish you well and we will talk again be it to Holly or another name you pick. best wishs zman
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  want to get close to people but always back off !!!

  by boy@crossroads in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey everybody, .

  who has experienced this : ever since leaving the jw's, i've been trying to make "worldy" (i hate that word !!

  ) associates.

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  zman

  Its hard, I have a big problem with it. As soon as I get close to a girl or just friends I bail, this last time I moved 1200 miles. I'am movin 400 miles in a month or so, I hope I can fix this but its been 6 years. I tell people at the start, one day I will just up and move and I do. I think we have been so programed that you just assume if you are not a witness you are going to be alone. So we take actions to make it that way. For me the group who is sposed to be there for you, the group you learn relationships from your family is nonexistant. So with out that basis for love how do you form other relationships? I hope you work things out, you are not alone (and don't have to be). zman
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  Yankee or Dixie? (fluff)

  by hemp lover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love these stupid online quiz thingies.

  (i'm 74% dixie, in case you're wondering.).

  http://mywebpages.comcast.net/lgrob/southern_dialect_quiz.htm

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  zman

  63% dixie not bad since I was raised in Ohio!!!!