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  A friend in need did it!

  by Badger in

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  he's made his 200th post on this here apostate board!

  now, all you jwders, show him how much you love him!.

  badger, of the roasting class.

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  mtbatoon

  Hey AFIN well done, I hope to see many more of you enlightening posts (no scriptural enlightenment though please, I?m not worthy)
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  Forbidden Pleasures

  by mtbatoon in

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  after leaving, what (excluding the obvious bit of slap and tickle) is your favourite forbidden pleasure.

  for me black pudding, full of bloody goodness

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  mtbatoon

  After leaving, what (excluding the obvious bit of slap and tickle) is your favourite forbidden pleasure.

  For me Black Pudding, full of bloody goodness
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  car chase by elders at age 11

  by ashtheflash in

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  hello there i would like to tell a story that will shock you.

  this is how it all started... my sister at 19 was planning to marry a brother into the kingdom hall, she was not yet baptized so she was trying to keep her marriage plans a secret.

  a couple of weeks from her marriage the elders of the congretation found out and contacted my mother whom we were still living with.

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  mtbatoon

  Do you think they (the elders) now refer to themselves as Special Watchtower And Tracts team?
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  mtbatoon

  You know you?ve been a JW teenager when you can?t remember you teenage years because you?ve repressed them and not by the standard means of drink and drugs.
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  Dingbat.

  by Englishman in

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  patitlm.

  englishman.

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  mtbatoon

  bebu:

  How about:

  WORLAMEN

  ...I wonder if this is well-known...?

  Not to me and I need an answer.
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  Rescueme ,,,,,,,Welcome

  by kls in

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  sorry about the mix up and hope you received my pm.

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  mtbatoon

  ?ello RescueMe.
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  Do you hate dressing up?

  by Nosferatu in

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  i can't stand wearing suits for anything.

  i wore them so much while i was a jw that i prefer to never wear another one as long as i live.

  hell, i wore jeans at my wedding!.

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  mtbatoon

  Yes!! And I hate them with a passion too.

  But if I had or hadn?t been a JW the answer would have been the same. I?m one of these people who you put a suit on and instantly look like I?ve just slept in it. Apart from the itchy hand-me-down suit that was too tight and too long for me I didn?t wear a suit to the KH just a shirt, tie and my school trousers. There?s me, short little fat kid in a shirt and tie getting picked on by all the suited and booted JW kids. Getting picked on by JW kids and being called school trouser boy, now that low *reaches for the Kleenex*.
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  My mothers unbelieving mate :( WT kids)

  by Brummie in

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  this is a long post, i dont usually post in these lengths so bare with me.

  i wrote the following letter some years ago for someone who was battling to see their children, parts of the letter became used in court cases, a lot of info is deleted but i have kept the drift.... .

  dear ***.

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  mtbatoon

  Thank you for sharing this brummie, I showed it to my wife and it has explained to her more about myself and my family (also split) than I ever could. It held some revelations for me as well I can tell you.
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  Dingbat.

  by Englishman in

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  patitlm.

  englishman.

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  mtbatoon

  Put it in writing
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  Dingbat.

  by Englishman in

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  patitlm.

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  mtbatoon

  *yawns* English lesions first thing in the morning OldSoul, that?s just cruel.

  I am informed via the internet that the oxford English dictionary gives the meaning of the praise as ?in a position from which there can be no successful outcome?. It has been suggested that this may of originated it horse racing circles c 1900 where a horse that had no chance of winning was still whipped by the jockey, and so the hiding was for nothing.