I'm happy with what I've got thank you very much, but if I can put in an order for later life I'll have Patrick Stuarts bald head please. Unblemished, smooth and tastefully surrounded by the clipped remainder of once what must surely of once been a proud mop.
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Body Parts
by Thinking inok........i have to take a day off from all my deep thinking and have some fun.
the question is .
what body part from a famous person would make you almost perfect?????
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Men suck.. (no offense to any guys here)
by Dirt Rocker ini can't believe how many guys that have told me "oh i really really like you" or "i would never hurt you" <---- (my personal favorite) or just any other bull hooey that they just telll you to try to see how far they can get with you or whatever they want from you.
i'm not even 18 yet and i'm already sick of it!
ugh!!!
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For every man who doesn't respect women, there's a mother who made him that way.
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HEY Cowboy - a Warning re: Valis
by Uzzah inhey cowboy: .
i felt compelled to warn you about valis.
he is always acting all girl crazy and all that on the board but he let something slip tonight in chat.
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And who couldn't be swayed by a man in chaps? Well me for one. Happy B'day Valis.
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Funniest WT Pics.....
by Preston ini thought this was "bull" from night court when i was a kid.... .
lucille ball?!
?...from "i love lucy"??!?!?.
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On a side note, I?ve always loved the way the faithful are allowed to wear national costume in paradise, maybe even forced. Best dig out my pinstripe whistle and dust of the bowler, Armageddon?s a coming.
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I've been pre-approved!
by Dawn inmy husband who was never a jw does not see the humor in this - but i knew ya'll would.
occasionally i will ask my mother (a devout jw) a biblical question to get her thinking.
i used to ask her a lot of questions, but it put a strain on our relationship and i finally decided i just needed to love her and accept her the way she is.
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Did you get a free pen with it? Personally I'd hold out for brass effect carriage clock.
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You know you're NOT a JW anymore when...(add some)
by Flindersgirl inyou don't automatically wake up with a headache on sunday morning.... you no longer go around (while in field service) mentally deciding what home you'll "have" after armaggedon.... every item of clothing you buy as a woman is not first assessed for its modesty value.... you no longer worry about the 144,000 watching you have sex...:).
when on holiday you don't have to find the nearest kingdom hall asap (remember brother and sisters you are not on holiday from jehovah!!!).
being able to laugh about having a numb ass at the assemblies from sitting and the hilarity in having to tell people that you found the meeting "uplifting" when really you were fighting sleep the whole time.... you no longer have to avoid entire sections of music stores in order to make sure you don't pick up and "demonistic" vibes from backmasked cd's.
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..your at a wedding and when the registrar ask for the witnesses to step forward the bride isn't crushed in the rush.
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Fuming, Angry, seething, seeing RED!!!!!!!!!!
by Gill inmy parents went to the assembly this weekend.
they were telling me about disciplining children... the speaker was saying how all babies are born selfish and demanding for their own needs and not anyone elses.
the jist of the talk being about discipline, and training children ...ie taking them out for a good beating.. well, i don't know if any of you have ever 'just seen red!
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I've heard of JW children being used as a selling point by their dub parents. They're so well behaved and respectful, no wonder seeing they're carrying around the fear of a all seeing vengeful god and a sadistic parent that will carry out punishment in his name.
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I found an inquiring mind today. His initials are R>T>
by ko38 inim in the window and siding business and one of my good friends told me that his boss needed some windows installed in his home.i met with him and talked about the job and what it would cost him,then i found that he was a pretty interesting guy.he goes on snake hunts in arizona texas etc.he has i believe 20 or so poisonous snakes at his home and is very knowledgable in the ways of the snake so to speak.well i gave him a good deal and he agreed to have the work done.. today we showed up to do the work and i happend to notice his calendar which pointed out the memorial.my friend told me that his father used to be a jw so i thought i would ask.it turns out his dad used to be an ms and either quit attending or was dfd.he never was very involved other than going to the meetings with his dad and i guess just being a kid.. about a year ago a dub came to the door and invited him to the memorial.hes been studying ever since.he says hes been serious lately and the message they send is sounding good to not only him but his wife too,shes now studying.. i couldnt help but mention a few points to him that i have discovered about the truth about the truth.actualy i probobly talked too much.it has only been 4 months since i was floored with the ray franz coc book.to make a long story short he is also wanting to question,has doubts but needs to be shown.
brought him here and he is probobly reading this now,however we were not able to get him logged on to post.. the un thing,blood,false predictions and child abuse are some topics hes interested in .if anyone can help especially simon to give him the ability to post that would be great.i didnt write his addy down when i was there but i will pm with that.please if you all will welcome ray even though he cant post yet.hes good people and doesnt deserve to be mislead by the jws.. please post your responses welcome zorro even though he is not logged yet.he will see them and feel encouraged.. .
please also post your proof of the different major falsehoods the society preaches.you all are the best.please help this man and his wife need and want help.
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mtbatoon
Hello there zorro
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Favorite Drinks!
by Lostreality inwhat is your favorite drink?
what are you sipping on right now?
ive got a 'test tube baby #2' in my hands right now...awesomeness!
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mtbatoon
Beer :- Youngs Indian Pale Ale, Fremlims Flowers (maybe half and half with an English stock beer)
Spirits :- Single Malt, Scottish father in-law is currently educating me to the island whiskeys.
Soft beverage :- Kenyan tea St M noS.
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Another Newbie from Wisconsin
by TooOpinionated inafter seeing all the new people from wisconsin today i decided to come out of my lurker mode.
i have been practically obsessed with this board since i discovered it, and i give everyone here credit for helping my husband and i leave the borg.
i had been in 11 years, and my husband 27 years, along with our 3 small children.
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A warm welcome tooOpinionated