You can tell when it snows in Texas, thats when the cow pies are steaming and the ground around them is white.
Its that white stuff you don't snort.
Its the when kamikaze drivers aim their cars at ya just because its all white outside.
Its what makes the air bases close for a day (holiday time ya know).
Its when a snowman isn't from columbia.
Its damn cold, icy, and dangerous, oh hey thats just like when an apostate walks into the dumbdom hall isnt it.