Oh great godess Lisa, what can I say except ROFLMFAO
We all grovel and prostrate ourselves to your greatness
Dave
here are just a few, just to see if it flies:.
messages to the ladies:.
sometimes we're not thinking about you.
Oh great godess Lisa, what can I say except ROFLMFAO
We all grovel and prostrate ourselves to your greatness
Dave
men and women are different.
i was watching the deutsche bank open golf tournament with my hubby on saturday.
tiger woods was playing.
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
buy flowers for her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...
How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
men and women are different.
i was watching the deutsche bank open golf tournament with my hubby on saturday.
tiger woods was playing.
men and women are different.
i was watching the deutsche bank open golf tournament with my hubby on saturday.
tiger woods was playing.
> the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
> pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
> what general direction cattywumpus is.
Some more things that non southerners "dont" know
Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.
You may hear a Southerner say "Ought!" to a dog or child. This is short for "Ya'll oughta not do that!" and is the equivalent of saying "No!"
Remember, "ya'll" is singular, "all ya'll" is plural, and "all ya'll's" is plural possessive.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, ya'll, watch this," stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
Dave
one day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used a illustration those students will never forget.. as he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said,"okay,.
time for a quiz.
" and he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouth mason jar and set it on the table in fornt of him.. he also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar.
Riz,
Excellent point about limited abilities and expansion.
Safe
open our minds to new ideas, new people, new attitudes and new behaviours
This is really the point of humanity, and if we were made in Gods image then our thinking abilities are not only vast but should also be used to the fullest.
DA.
Dogmatism and assumption are the curse of humankind and it is easy to see that it is dangerous and detrimental. This applies to all beliefs which are not founded in hard unambiguous evidence. It includes all religious belifs and evolution which is of itself a theory of existence.
I do not claim to know what all the evidence indicates as to the correct belief if there is one, but I do know what it conclusively proves is NOT correct. It indicates that Jehovahs Witnesses are a religious organisation that if one assumes the bible is true are closely related in attitude and dogma to the Pharisees and not to Jesus teachings.
(Compare Matt 10:11-15 and Matt 23:15)
Choosing what to believe is a personal decision, and real christians would not attack ad hominum. Since even the very basis for your bible canon is based upon the teachings of a religion that you continually confess to be in stark error, then your own beliefs lack credibility. In other words, your Big Rocks are only made of icing sugar. A little cleansing water and they just wash away.
The point is not whether anyone has anything better to offer, that is their own personal search, it is that what you are offering is only an empty offer that appears solid.
Dave
don't think i ever saw a kh with it's own webpage before.
* http://members.tripod.com/~marionkykingdomhall/kingdomhall.html.
wow!
Java
Thanks, I'm checking it out now.
Dave
don't think i ever saw a kh with it's own webpage before.
* http://members.tripod.com/~marionkykingdomhall/kingdomhall.html.
wow!
Riz
Ok, with you AND Marion, I confess they wouldnt stand a hope in bethel.
And back at you.
Java
Love the skull and crossbones, where'd you get it?
Dave
when you are coming out of the organization do you ever get to a point where you don't want to discuss religion, and you don't want to think about death and the bible?
i think i'm just riding along right now.
i'm taking it a day at a time, and seem to be very outspoken to my family.
Hey Mommy
I just noticed (60 posts late) your a Jedi Member.
You legend you
Dave
when you are coming out of the organization do you ever get to a point where you don't want to discuss religion, and you don't want to think about death and the bible?
i think i'm just riding along right now.
i'm taking it a day at a time, and seem to be very outspoken to my family.
RC,
Yes it will pass.
Next will come severe depression followed by suicidal tendencies, drug addiction, violent displays of anger, murder, coma and death in that order.
Just kidding. You can feel anything depending upon personality and unless you have a chemical imbalance it will pass, almost everything does or at least reduces to a low level.
Continue to grow.
Dave