LMAO!! That was a scream!
As to doing business with you, with do not deal with people from the street, and since you have called our offer a scam and still want to participate in this scam, you are guilty of soliciting and participating in a criminal offence in men's rea, if you know that legal term in Latin, which is not your second language for sure.
It's obvious this one was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby