I know!!!
I sent this to my boss and he said it would never happen because unlike boobs balls have a natural retraction mechanism - LOL.
adelmaal
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Go Get Your Mammies Grammed
by adelmaal inreading this just had me in stitches!
the joys of being a woman
go get your mammies grammed.
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Go Get Your Mammies Grammed
by adelmaal inreading this just had me in stitches!
the joys of being a woman
go get your mammies grammed.
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adelmaal
Reading this just had me in stitches! The joys of being a woman . GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched! and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone " ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
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SNEAKY Bastards!
by Jez inmy husband (non-jw) just called me from work, seems 2 people walked into his workplace, walks up to him and says, "can you put these in your coffee room?
" at the same time shoving 2 mags upside down into his hand.
he was busy, says, "sure" (thinking nothing of it).
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adelmaal
too funny! they gave them to him upside down... must have been of the "just get them into their hands (so you get the placement even if they throw them away)" mentality.
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My New Boyfriend!!!
by HadEnuf inyup...here's my new boyfriend.
(hubby doesn't know it yet...heck...the new boyfriend doesn't even know it yet).
don't we make a cute couple?
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adelmaal
blondie: i almost didn't recognize you with the new avatar and all! you aussies are so progressive when it comes to music...
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hello world (deconversion story)
by tetrapod.sapien inhere is my story as originally posted on iidb.org.
it is only about a week old, but i have been lurking here for months.
it was written for non ex-jw's, ergo the explainations as to terminology.
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adelmaal
jgnat: well done. aren't you just a sweetie pie
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adelmaal
The only problem I have with the Trinity doctrine is that some people use it as an excuse to worship Jesus and forget about the whole God concept altogether. Just doesn't feel ok to me so I prefer to worship God with Jesus as my mediator and the Holy Spirit as my guide.
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My New Boyfriend!!!
by HadEnuf inyup...here's my new boyfriend.
(hubby doesn't know it yet...heck...the new boyfriend doesn't even know it yet).
don't we make a cute couple?
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adelmaal
Kenny G? Whoever he is -- looks yummy to me!
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My New Boyfriend!!!
by HadEnuf inyup...here's my new boyfriend.
(hubby doesn't know it yet...heck...the new boyfriend doesn't even know it yet).
don't we make a cute couple?
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adelmaal
www.tinypic.com is an easy way to host a picture so you can paste it here.
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Do you think that the Governing Body will pick JW women when men die off?
by booker-t ini know this might seem like a big laughable joke, but i was wondering what will happen when all of the gb members die off or get too old to continue as gb members?
will they start to pick jw women who claim to be of the annoited and or old enough to be alive during 1935?
evidently the chosen will get too old to carry on and there will be "new light" to say that young jw can be of the annointed and gb.
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adelmaal
There will be NEW LIGHT regarding the 144,000, the generation and the Governing Body before that happens. The phrase "Cold Day In Hell" comes to mind here...
They don't get that the one with the pooty has the power - LOL.
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hello world (deconversion story)
by tetrapod.sapien inhere is my story as originally posted on iidb.org.
it is only about a week old, but i have been lurking here for months.
it was written for non ex-jw's, ergo the explainations as to terminology.
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adelmaal
Welcome!
If you click on the title of any of your threads you should get a pop-up menu allowing you to edit the post. Once in edit mode you can enlarge the font, change colors, add quote boxes, etc.
It was tough to stay in line with the big paragraph but I managed. Very interesting experience you had. I hope you enjoy your journey and I am glad you have found the will to think for yourself. I am sorry you had to lose your family and friends in the process.
You will find the whole gammut of individuals on this site from athiest, agnostic, mormon, wiccan, christian (that would be me; though i do bounce all over the map when it comes to forming some kind of a belief system (a work in progress)), etc. It's a great discussion board. Very welcoming and friendly.
Here's to your journey . Again, welcome!