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  Strangest experience on field service?

  by haujobbz in

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  i think the strangest experience i had on the ministry was when i spoke to a witch and she said she knew i was a jw and that the devil told her all the details of armaggeddon,etc.

  it was so funny lol.

  also i remember someone telling me that all of a sudden they became ill and when trying to go through the congregation door they just couldnt get through because a force was stopping them, so what then happened was that the elders asked her if anyone had given her anything so she said then recalled bying something seond hand, so guess what she realised this gold ring she bought might have been owned by someone demonised so she got rid of it and then her ilness went and she could get through the congregation door, how mad is that .

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  all of a sudden they became ill and when trying to go through the congregation door

  Happened to me each and every time, felt dizzy and nauseated.......
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  Why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers???

  by Tish in

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  after posting a reply to another thread i wondered if anyone can answer these questions??.

  1. why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers?.

  2. when sisters where a skirt why have they got to be below the knee?.

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  1. Why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers? Dumb dubs LOVES to classify everything...Try it, go to the KH in a pair of bell bottom red pants, and see exactly what happens...

  2. When sisters where a skirt why have they got to be below the knee? Show too much leg, give the brother's woody's.

  3. Why to some brothers wear their pyjama bottoms under their suits? hiding woody's. lot's of hidden sexual frustration...must cover it..

  4. Why do all poineers have a cream mac? ???? I will consort w/ the spirits on this one.

  5. Why is it the uglier the brother the higher up in the congregation? LMAO. I noticed this too.

  6. Why do mums put their baby boys in bow ties? I have no clue? Make them look like the perfect little baby dub's.
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  What org rules were stupid to you?

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  when i was in the truth i thought that the most ludicrous and petty ruling they ever introduced and still practiced is that congregation book study conductors were and are responsible for collecting every group members report.

  surely every member ought to be responsible for his/her own actions.

  at the beginning of the following month and certainly before the 5th i would always receive the stupid telephone call from the secretary are you aware that 3 publishers havent reported?

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  Well, they ALL seemed really stupid--if ya ask me.
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  Why do men have nipples???

  by Celtic in

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  i always did wonder about this, i mean, what function do they have and further, if, just supposing that we are made in the image of god, does god himself have the equivalent of nipples?

  any insights proffered?

  celty .

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  LOL!!!!!

  Last week ya post about PMS and periods, how do men cope, this week you ask about men's nipples....LOL.
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  I'm new!

  by Tzu in

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  hey everyone, great site!

  at last ex jw's can express themselves and be heard!

  i came out of the watch tower about four years ago, best thing i ever did.

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  Hi, Newbies!!! Welcome to the board!!!!
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  Do you procrastinate?

  by larc in

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  i was just wondering, do you procrastinate?

  well, i was going to write about this 6 months ago, and i finally got around to it.

  yes, i procrastinate all the time.

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  LOL@Bea

  I definitely procrastinate: doing dishes, paying bills, I push snooze on my alarm clock some mornings like 10 times before getting up...
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  DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS?

  by minimus in

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  one thing a jw has to have is a goal.

  a goal for getting to the meetings, a goal for answering at the meetings, a goal to pay attention at the meetings.....a goal to go out in field service, a goal to talk at the doors, a goal to place literature.....a goal for everything under the sun!

  do you find that you are sick and tired of goals and need a breather, or have you set new goals?

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  One thing a JW has to have is a goal. A goal for getting to the meetings, a goal for answering at the meetings, a goal to pay attention at the meetings.....a goal to go out in field service, a goal to talk at the doors, a goal to place literature.....

  Would NOT call the above Goals--would prefer the description--brainwashed, pre-programmed, ignoramous! Those aren't goals, they're robotics...IMO.

  Edited to include IMO.

  Edited by - butalbee on 2 September 2002 23:33:10
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  We're busier than ever !

  by Simon in

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  well, despite some 'doom and gloom' predictions of our imminent demise, last week was the busiest ever for the site in terms of visits with just a few short of 52,000 beating even the dateline and panorama weeks !

  (i think quite a few who found us then have stuck around).. a quick tally of the thread viewed counts shows that they have now been viewed over 9.5 million times !

  (this is just threads, discounting all the other page views).

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  Partly--cuz I was on vacation and spend most of it on this website....
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  Just to say thank you...

  by butalbee in

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  on august 29, 2001, i stumbled upon a web site like no other i have ever found in cyberspace, and i have been hooked ever since.

  the purpose of this thread is to say thank you to everybody for your help, advice, and support, for putting up w/ my craziness, and entertaining my fluff w/ your replies.

  when i first posted here, with that 'relatives and relationships' thread, i was overwhelmed by the responses i got from people who really cared and wanted to help me.

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  Many ((((hugs))) to all of you! Thank you again.
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  Just to say thank you...

  by butalbee in

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  on august 29, 2001, i stumbled upon a web site like no other i have ever found in cyberspace, and i have been hooked ever since.

  the purpose of this thread is to say thank you to everybody for your help, advice, and support, for putting up w/ my craziness, and entertaining my fluff w/ your replies.

  when i first posted here, with that 'relatives and relationships' thread, i was overwhelmed by the responses i got from people who really cared and wanted to help me.

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  Many thanks to all who've responded. I'm a little concerned about that whip, though--ouch!!!!!

  I have to go back to work today from an extended vacation, which I'm not at all happy about. I mean, going to work is gonna totally ruin potential posting time.............

  Kisses and hugs--

  Lara