The magazines are not written by GOD himself--you know? They're written by MEN with overactive imaginations. I line my cat box with them. Been able to throw away or recycle ever book/ mag I ever read by WTBS except the NWT bible--even though I don't/won't read it, I can't throw THAT away.
butalbee
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Visit by JWs/discarded magazines
by badboy inon saturday,2 jws visited and talked about how life had become cheap with abortion and cheap thrills etc.. i mentioned bungee jumping and said it was a dangerous thrill.. said `were we bookworms'.
i said `yes'.. later on monday as i walked into town,i saw a discarded awake!..
does it honour jehovah to have discarded magazines.. on a separate note,my friend seems to have mistaken about jws having computer,mistaken their book bags for something to do with computer.. sorry about that.
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butalbee
Yeah and I just burnt my friggin brownies by lurking on this site. God DAmn
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Non-JW wanting to Date a JW....some advice?
by Radium inok here is my situation, i met this girl that is a jw....she is not that heavily into her religion but we talked for a long time face to face and she is very hesitant on attempting to start a relationship.
so i have been researching for the past couple of days to undersatnd her religion and see if there is anything that i could use to dissuade her from saying no.
so last night we talked about the ifs, and buts, and such stuff like that.
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butalbee
Save yourself heart break---
Run for yer life .
It won't work out no matter how hard you try.
Sorry. But that's the truth.
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butalbee
Order yourself a pizza and get a couple movies.
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"Politically Correct"
by butalbee inpolitically correct dictionary
vertically challenged -- short.
horizontally gifted -- fat.
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butalbee
That sound all to familiar to me.
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What power would you want???
by LB inimagine you can have some form of super power.
just one.
what would it be??
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butalbee
Just one???? Oh damn I just can't decide. I am indecisive.
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"Politically Correct"
by butalbee inpolitically correct dictionary
vertically challenged -- short.
horizontally gifted -- fat.
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butalbee
Thought some of these were entertaining.
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"Politically Correct"
by butalbee inpolitically correct dictionary
vertically challenged -- short.
horizontally gifted -- fat.
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butalbee
Politically Correct Dictionary
vertically challenged -- short
horizontally gifted -- fat
horizontally challenged -- thin
chronologically gifted -- old
intellectually impaired -- stupid
living impaired -- dead
romantically challenged -- not with somebody at the moment
morally (/ethically) challenged -- a crook
morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone
differently-brained -- stupid
folically independent -- bald
one who is PC -- target practice
musically delayed -- tone deaf
genetically discriminating -- racist
codependent -- finger-pointer
in recovery -- drunk/junkie
in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened
constructivist feminist psychotherapy -- psychobabble
economically disadvantaged -- welfare bum
target equity group -- vocal minority
sanitation engineer -- garbage man
certified astrological consultant -- crackpot
certified crystal therapist -- crackpot
certified past-life regression hypnotist -- crackpot
ontologically challenged -- fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional
infinity of reality -- white male
people of height -- too tall
gravitationally challenged -- fat
chronologically gifted -- old
other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose)
environmentally correct human -- dead
Nitpicklike -- humor challenged
motivationally challenged -- lazy
outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless
monetarily challenged -- poor
facially challenged -- ugly
visually challenged -- blind
nasally gifted -- runny nose
verbally challenged -- mute, dumb
erectionally challenged -- impotent
maintenance hole -- man-hole
socially challenged -- geek, nerd, whatever...
Cyclically challenged -- having PMS
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash
racially challenged -- butt-white American
rhythmically challenged -- white boy
financially inept -- poor
osmotically challenged -- Thirsty
Microslothicly Challenged -- Windows user
aquatically challenged -- drowning
male gender biased -- prefers men who shave their chests
female gender biased -- prefers women who shave their legs
follower of Jimmy Swaggert -- lost
government employee -- stupid
nasally disadvantaged -- really BIG nose
nasally gifted -- large nose
suffering from a sex addiction (female)-- slut
suffering from a sex addiction (male)-- stud grammatically challenged -- one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
differently organized -- messy
energy-efficient -- off
creatively re-dyed -- stained
petroleum transfer technician -- gas station attendent
spacially perplexed -- drunk
amphibian American -- frog
persons of large stature -- NY Giants
bovine control officers -- Dallas Cowboys
residentially flexible -- homeless
fecally plenary - full of crap
uniquely coordinated -- clumsy
sexually focused chronologically gifted individual -- dirty old man
uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path -- loser
sex care provider -- prostitute
metabolicly challenged -- dead
biologically challenged -- dead
person of region -- redneck
rustically inclined -- redneck
persons living with entropy -- dead
mechanically challenged -- broken down automobile
factually unencumbered -- ignorant
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butalbee
Oh Refiners--you are such a sweetheart! XOXO. No wonder why I love ya!
ITguy:
Where did ya want it to go?This thread didn't take off as I would've liked...
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JUST ASK QUEENIE (gossip column)
by QUEENIE ini will try to answer any and all questions either here or privately at [email protected] bestest ones will appear in my net-newletter and or in my snail mail newsletter..first names only will be used or anonymous as i am in no mood in being sued though you can not get blood from a turnip...so friends let us have fun for a change..hugs ya all queenie
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butalbee
He's only 100% of the finest booty in town
Need pic to verify this of course.
How kinky? X-rated. It involves bubbles and a hot tub...