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by sleepy 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    My dinner just fell on the floor.

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    I hate when that happens!

    Maybe this is Jehobee sending you a sign, you should eat out from now on!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Awwwww! Dont worry! There is a simple solution! Discreetly pick it up... remove any lent... ENJOY!

  • larc
    larc

    It is even worse when it falls on your keyboard, while on the net.

  • SYN
    SYN

    What's even worse that that is when your coffee falls in your crotch. Ow. In the morning, when you are woozy and drinking it in bed. There's no faster way to wake up, guaranteed!

  • Simon
    Simon

    I sense much weeping and gnashing of teeth

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    When life dumps your dinner on the floor, pick it up and tell no one!!!!!!! Just make sure you do not sample it, and say you lost your appetite.

  • detective
    detective

    Had it been spiritual food it simply would have levitated back to the plate.

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    My supressed JW brain tells me this must be a sign of the end , food shortage and hunger.

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    I have a ten second rule: if it hasn't been on the ground or keyboard for more than ten seconds, it's good to go!

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