Posts by misspeaches

i studied with the jw's on and off for a couple of years and i could never get my head around the belief that 44,000 ( special ones) would be going to heaven and how they themselves worked out that they would be one of them?

i remember at easter one year i was invited to a 'special' meeting, i think they called it "the memorial" or something like that.

anyway, they passed around a goblet of what looked like wine and a plate of broken crackers and everyone just passed it around the whole room, from one person to the next.

misspeaches

Surely if they know that no one has been chosen to do so prior to the meeting then they could have just stayed home eating their Easter eggs!!!

EASTER EGGS!?!?! Caz Easter Eggs are just NOT allowed. It's all very pagan the whole easter egg thing. So I guess in light of them not being able to eat chocolate shaped like an egg, bunny or a bilby in Australia's case they end up heading to the memorial instead...

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Nut Jobs...aren't we all?

by wanderlustguy in

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ummm some of us worse than others.... i just felt like saying it for some reason, lets see where this goes, if anywhere.. i've got to go now, time to converse with my lord the flying spaghetti monster, peace be with you all.. the fateful and de sweet slave

misspeaches

I'm a nut!!!!

In a hut!!!!

I was born in an coconut tree so what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm craaaaaaazy......

I'm laaaaaaaazy.....

BUT I'M COOL!!!!!!!

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Bachelorette parties...

by Country Girl in

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friends

i was wondering, besides a stripper, what games can be played at bachelorette parties?

my best friend is getting married in a few weeks, and i am the hostess of the bachelorette party.

we're not going out, so i was wondering what kinds of games we could play?

misspeaches

I don't know if you guys do it over there but we have a game we play at bacherlorette parties down under.

The bride is given a list of things she has to collect during the course of the night and all the girls are meant to help her.

Things on the list include:

A photo with a policeman
A guys business card
Condoms from a guy
Drinks shouted for you

Try to get about 20 things on the list and you can spend the night hunting for your treasures! Its lots of fun!

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Lost and found

by Crumpet in

i just lost my favourite ring - the little brass signet band my grandfather gave me when i was 9 and i have worn every minute sincei was 9.

i went franctic and then retraced my steps and found it on the downstairs bathroom floor - tucked under the rug and was finally calm.

have you ever lost anything and had it found or returned unusually or unexpectedly?.

misspeaches

HL that is so cool!!!

Let us know what they say. What a cool little story that would be....

Awww I love this place.

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Fluff alert: Join the Brown Boy Apostles!!!

by kid-A in

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friends

in case you have not noticed, we do have a resident prophet here on jwd.

he goes by many names, elijah, brown boy, and estephan leuese!!

here is a direct quote:my earthly name is estephan leuese.

misspeaches

Kid-A, thank you for the acceptance as one of the brown boy apostles. I am thrilled to pieces. What names are left? Can I be Thaddeus?

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Warning: Dirty joke

by MsMcDucket in

have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.

answer:.

yes, when you were born!

misspeaches

Ms MsDucket surely you can do better than that!!!

Misanthropic should tell the following joke because of her Irish heritage...

Did ye hear about de Irish newlyweds? And how dey stayed up all night waitin for der sexual relations to arrive?

he he he