Wow... I never noticed that before, but the RAM is definitely there:
http://i11.tinypic.com/66jmgt4.jpg
It's a 2GB DDR2, if I'm not mistaken. My God, that's just perverse, what sort of sick messages are these people sending?
Mwaaahahahahaha!! Okay, now that I've had my little joke, here's a proper scan by way of apology. It's 16.6MB, TIF format, 600dpi, unprocessed. There's a little bit of text showing through from the reverse side, but this is the best I can do right now: http://www.filesend.net/download.php?f=1681887ec26581752c08bf74d17ad002