Posts by watson

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JW Website Barf alert

by reneeisorym in

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watson

They better keep an eye on the guy with the candy!!

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FOR THOSE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE GOING TO THE ASSEMBLY, HERE'S SOME TIPS:

by Mary in

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yes, there are several of us that either have to go to the crap-assed assembly this year, or simply because we plan on taking notes and posting them here.

knowing how bloody boring the entire thing is, i've made some tips up on how you can keep awake during the 2007 borefest:are you really going to the assembly this year?

are you ready to fall asleep by 10:05am when the opening song and prayer are over?

watson

Heck, Mary, you and Brenda Lee ought to get together. You'd make quite the comedy team!!

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Manufactured Blood (UPI News article) -- Would it pass Borg Approval?

by SnakesInTheTower in

i just ran across this on upi (united press international) .

so the question is: would the borg/gb/legal consider this blood or an organ transplant, since it comes from cultured stem cells?.

snakesinthetower (of the curious sheep .

Google "hemopure." This has been in the works for some time. Testing etc. Society has approved it's use (Sacramento case), even though it's base makeup has to do with bovine blood. You can buy stock in the company that is making it.

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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?

by dawg in

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isn't tomorrow armageddon?

i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.

i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.

watson

Ariana,

You really shouldn't be her girl. The comments made here are a little "off program" from what you are used to. Continue at your own risk.

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When Did You Start Feeling Uncomfortable In The Truth?

by The wanderer in

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when did you start feeling uncomfortable in the truth?it started out for me by asking questions out of curiosity, which eventually led me.

out of the organization.

my history as a jehovahs witness could easily be summed .

watson

Around '67/'68 when the big push was on for 1975. The family was driving through a large city, and I asked my father "are all of these people going to die at Armageddon?

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No, it's not funny. It's reality....wonder why

by watson in

makin' the friend's email rounds, enjoy!

funny how... not so funny!

funny how we call jehovah our father and jesus our friend, but find it hard to introduce them to our family & friends.

watson

That's what I was thinking, Kangaroo!

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No, it's not funny. It's reality....wonder why

by watson in

makin' the friend's email rounds, enjoy!

funny how... not so funny!

funny how we call jehovah our father and jesus our friend, but find it hard to introduce them to our family & friends.

watson

Makin' the friend's email rounds, enjoy! Funny How... Not so funny! Funny how we call Jehovah our Father and Jesus our Friend, but find it hard to introduce them to our family & friends.

Funny how much difficulty some have learning God's word well enough to tell others, but how simple it is to understand and explain the latest gossip about someone else.

Funny how a $20.00 bill looks so big when you take it to the contribution box, but so small when you take it to the mall.

Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent watching television, playing sports, sleeping or taking a lunch break.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the kingdom hall is, but how short they are when watching a good movie.

Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a public talk is longer than the regular time.

Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and how easy it is to read 200-300 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at a concert, but scramble to get a back seat at the kingdom hall.

Funny how we cannot fit a meeting into our schedule with our yearly planner but we can schedule for other events at a moment's notice.

Funny how we are rarely late to work, but always late to the meeting.

Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a total stranger when we are lost, but are hesitant to take God's Direction for our lives.

Funny how people want God to answer their prayers, but refuse to listen to His Counsel.

Or wait...maybe all this isn't so "funny" after all...

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METH. It is every where and like a plague

by free2beme in

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recently a woman i worked with for three years, passed out at work.

she has three kids and is very nice.

i did not do things with her away from work, but talk to her every day.

watson

Apples and oranges, Amos.

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METH. It is every where and like a plague

by free2beme in

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recently a woman i worked with for three years, passed out at work.

she has three kids and is very nice.

i did not do things with her away from work, but talk to her every day.

watson

HBO has a series called "Addiction," I think that is the name. They show addicts shooting it up, so I gues they do. My son has not gone there yet, as far as I know.

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Who is your favorite animated cartoon character?

by gaiagirl in

my favorite would have to be marvin the martian (first appearance 1948).

everything about him cracks me up, from his roman gladiator helmet and kilt, to the way he walks and speaks ("that makes me angry, very angry indeed"), to the ultra cool devices he uses (suprisingly, from acme, who apparantly has outlets on mars).

a very close second, almost a tie, would have to go to droopy (first appearance 1943), who also walks and speaks in a humorous manner, and who has abilities far beyond what would be expected from his dimunitive size.

watson

Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam.

Thanks for the memories!!