Posts by tijkmo

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Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

by gumby in

moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.

the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.

tijkmo

I always wondered if God created men with such things, why did it signal that man was right with God when he got rid of it?

good point...well made

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The Fine Art of Saying "I'm Sorry".

by BabaYaga in

jw
friends

is it almost a lost art?

could you say it while you were a jehovah's witness?

i will tell you this: it took me many, many years of being out of the organization before i could learn how to say "i'm sorry" and truly mean it.

tijkmo

In other words, I was/am a doormat who lacks enough self-esteem to tell the other person to FK OFF!

or just a nice person who knows that in most things it is rare for a single person to be completely to blame..and therefore it is better to apologize and then move on.

like me...i ain't no doormat...i just know that it takes a big man to say sorry when he is not wrong...and i am that big....

with friends it often led to them admitting they were wrong too.

with workmates ...well you still gotta work together...but nothing else

with idiots..who cares what they think of you.

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Your favotite Monty Python lones....

by dawg in

mine.... .

how do you know she's a witch?

well, she turned me into a newt!......

tijkmo

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

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Your favotite Monty Python lones....

by dawg in

mine.... .

how do you know she's a witch?

well, she turned me into a newt!......

tijkmo

so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure

how amazingly unlikely is your birth

and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space

cos there's buggger all down here on earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY&feature=related

makes you feel quite insignificant doesn't it...

yeah.......can we have your liver then

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Your favotite Monty Python lones....

by dawg in

mine.... .

how do you know she's a witch?

well, she turned me into a newt!......

tijkmo

every sperm is sacred

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8&feature=related

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Your favotite Monty Python lones....

by dawg in

mine.... .

how do you know she's a witch?

well, she turned me into a newt!......

tijkmo

"tonight on 'it's the mind' we examine the phenomonon of deja vu"

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Why do people use so many derogative, belittling terms on here like....

by reniaa in

maybe for the same reason the bible namecalls:.

sinners.

undeserving.

tijkmo

Powerful words, sooner.

indeed..and angry..and justified...

and not a borg, witless, witchtower etc etc in sight.

which would have diminished the power of the statement to a childish cartoon

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Joke from Patterson elders' school

by sir82 in

jw
friends

our po recently returned from his indoctrination training session at patterson.. he's been pretty tight-lipped about the experience, following orders from above.

but he did repeat one joke he said one of the instructors made (keep in mind that all those in attendance were pos).. what is the difference between jesus christ and a po?.

jesus knows he isn't god!.