just let me start out by saying i am unable to give certain details of my life as i have learned very quickly this can cause a lot of problems.
i was born into the 'truth' as my mother had been studying with a few sisters on and off at a local congregation.
my father was never a jw and came in and out of my life for many years..to this day i do not give him much time.
US, please don't let one poster run you off. This is a support board. All are welcome. Please stay.
I agree!
But, obviously if he wanted his Identity known, he would have said so....... he doesnt need people posting it for him. (if that is him)
US of nothing, welcome to the board, please stay!
rake leaves before i rest?
untill my wife finds me dead in a pile of leaves?
untill i just get wet with sweat?
Or you could do like I did, sit back with a cold beer, and watch your other half do it! Of course you have to knock on the door every now and then to wave, to show your appreciation!
hey,.
did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.
popeye beat the snot out of him.
3 guys are standing at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. St. Peter says to the first guy, if you can show me some christmas spirit, I'll let you in!
So the first guy pulls a lighter out of his pocket, lights it and waves it around, and says "this is close as I can come to a christmas candle. Saint Peter says ok, and lets him in
The second guy walks up, and St. Peter tells him the same thing. The second guy pulls out his keys, and shakes them, and says "this is as close and I can come to jingle bells!" St. Peter lets him in.
The third guy walks up, and St peter asks him also to show his christmas spirit. The thrid guy digs in his pockets, no lighter, no keys, and he pulls out a pair of womens panties. St. Peter says, whats that? The third guy says "These are Carols!!!"
a man arrives at the gates of heaven.
st. peter asks, "religion?".
the man says, "methodist" .
Ha Ha, good one!
do you think that the jw's in your congregation care if you're living your life to the fullest or if you're happy?.
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Oh please, if my name came up they would be like.........butt who?
i went to the dentist today and was told that i have to floss before i brush my teeth, not after...... i always brushed then i flossed afterwards, and was told that when you floss, you send bacteria on your teeth and that's why you have to floss first.. so, i learned something today...... .
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I have "learned" that the word Learnt is more common in British English, and learned in American English. I looked it up because I thought Learnt was a slang word, and come to find out its just past tense of learned!
i'm sick of them!
my mom was telling me of how her friend is upset again with the elders (and nearly everyone else) because they don't talk to her.
she waits in the back of the hall and watches everyone go by her to see if they'll approach her to see how she's faring.. i know of a certain woman who regularly comments on how certain persons are "giving her a look".
Oh quit complaining!!!
i do.. i come here everyday hoping to see someone new that i know.
maybe family, possibly friends.. hell, i wouldn't mind seeing people i wasn't all that close with.. i hope one day i'll come here and find my sisters or my nephews or nieces or cousins ..... or some good friends that i miss...... .
Only problem is, we probably wouldnt know it was them, unless we posted our pics in the past..........I still wonder to this day if I may be yip-yapping with someone I know.
so, the elder that dfed me, was driving by my house with a carload of sheep yesterday.
as he was driving by, he pointed at my house.
what he didnt know, was that my bf was also on the road, waiting for him to pass so he could pull in the driveway.. when the elder looked up, and recognized my bf, he dropped his hand really fast, but knew he was caught.. so, now i sit and wonder, what the hell was he saying to the herd?
"Now this house, don't even walk on the driveway. Don't make any eye contact. I have heard from very reliable sources, that she is demonized. We are talking about witch-craft, and spinning beds. One elder, tried to talk to her, and he told a friend of mine, that her eyes turned a demonic color of red."
Maybe he caught wind of the glow in the dark ouija board here?
so, the elder that dfed me, was driving by my house with a carload of sheep yesterday.
as he was driving by, he pointed at my house.
what he didnt know, was that my bf was also on the road, waiting for him to pass so he could pull in the driveway.. when the elder looked up, and recognized my bf, he dropped his hand really fast, but knew he was caught.. so, now i sit and wonder, what the hell was he saying to the herd?
Shame, shame on all of you (for making me snort iced tea through my nose onto the keyboard)!
Dont feel bad, I just did that with a beer! OUCH
How cute is my new Doctor neighbor? I'll tell ya tonight after I hook up the zoom lenz on my camera!
