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  What song would you like to hear entering the Kingdom Hall?

  by JH in

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  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

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  Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus Yeah, this was the first song that entered my head too..... I like Johnny Cash's rendition too.
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  Happiness is... now you fill in the blank

  by jayhawk1 in

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  happiness is playing hungry hungry hippos for over an hour with your daughter and loving every minute of it..

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  Watching my sons play pee-wee and atom football......and learning that my eldest son made the high school football team tonight.
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  Is Sponge Bob Square Pants, gay?

  by free2beme in

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  i was speaking to this woman at work today, and my phone rang and as my ringer for a certain friend, i have the sponge bob square pants song .... "who lives in a pineapple under the sea .... ".

  ... well she is a little strange and very ultra christian.

  she started telling me, that her church she goes too feel that sponge bob and patrick are portraying the gay lifestyle.

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  Oh for the love of gawd!!!! They are not gay! These people need to keep busy. Sheesh!!!
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  What do you fancy right now?

  by KW13 in

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  i really fancy a cup of tea and a cake, maybe cos i am british?

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  oop... ther's my brunette... now where's my blonde, and my redhead?... I'm a redhead with green eyes.... Right now, a large cuppa Tim horton's coffee, double cream, no sugar......ooh that sounds wonderful as I head off to the football fields.....
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  .....YOU MIGHT JUST BE AN ELDER IF......

  by LuciousJ in

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  if you get off sitting in a room with the door closed so you can ask a young woman what position she had sex in........you might just be an elder.

  if your highest degree is janitorial but at night you are the "massa".........you might just be an elder!

  if you walk around during the meetings and whisper in several mens' ears.....you might be an elder.

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  delilah

  if you lust after the hot, young, single, pioneer sisters in the congregation......
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  OMG OMG OMG... I am freaking out (just a bit)

  by Sparkplug in

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  i got a call back for the position i applied for at the university.

  now to figure out how to get there.

  it is during the hours i work.

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  delilah

  Good luck, Sparky!!!! Just put the braids in an updo....like a french roll or something really neat.....it's all good girl!!! Keep us informed eh??
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  THE BIG A: RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

  by Mary in

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  where did all the witnesses over the decades get the idea that armageddon was right around the corner?

  the society certainly never put anything like that down in print:

  *** w56 10/15 p. 614 when will gods kingdom come?

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  delilah

  Oh yeah, "threshold"...................forgot about that one...thanx for reminding me, Blondie.
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  Hello Im new

  by beaver_shots in

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  i didnt see an introduction topic, forgive me if this is not the forum.. my name is kyle.

  i was born into a jw family in 1981. i spent my child hood not only going to every meeting but also in a home schooling program ran by some of the congregation folks with children.

  extremely cut off from the world to say the least.

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  delilah

  Welcome, Kyle. Glad to have you on board.....

  think back through your childhood to moments when your mom was MOST HERSELF. Write down what she was doing, what she talked about. It's THIS PERSON I want you to learn to bring out.

  Jgnat, this is why you are the" supreme one." Awesome advice. You rock!!!!
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  If there was no religion

  by KW13 in

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  i was thinking today, imagine if people had their faiths and opinions but no actual religion backing them up.. i believe that it would help stop cults e.t.c making money off people and controlling peoples lives and would help make the world a lot more peaceful.. i've yet to come across a religion that doesn't have problems or in some way is hypocritical.. what do you think?

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  Only a society composed of truly mature people can be improved by the absence of organized religion. Until then the illusion and hope that it offers may still be needed.

  Yup, Trevor, you said it. Until I read this, I was of the mind, that the world would be a much better place to be. Now, I've changed my thoughts on it. The world is so full of immature people...it would only be more chaotic, I think. Religion, does play a big role in how mature people, govern themselves and adhere to rules and laws.
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  Jezebel Idea in Motion (photos)

  by Sparkplug in

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  ok, it started as an idea to make a jezebel such as was in the book of bible stories.

  but then i did not have all the parts and my hair was tied down.

  i threw in jack the ripper shoes and stockings, and a gypsy skirt.

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  You are one BEAUTIFUL Jezebel, girl!!!!!! Jezze never looked so good. I especially like the sepia pic....and the fog in the background...amazing!!! Thanx for sharing.