Sheep and Goats don't sort themselves you know!!!
EvilForce
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Things you wouldn't hear or do at the Meeting for Field Service
by findingme inremember getting out of bed saturday morning, silently cussing to yourself because you really had no desire to go out in service?
especially on a saturday, when you would prefer to sleep in or just bum around?
or even go to a yard sale?
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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee input your hand on your hips.
switch when you walk.
do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.
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EvilForce
And then they wonder why kids completely rebel. As a teenager no matter what I did someone always wanted to comment to me on what more I should be doing.
I was at every meeting w/ my friends for months and months on end. Putting in 10 to 15 hours every month. Doing my priveleges. What did I get called in for? Apparently one of the elder's wives complained we (me and my friends) always sat in the same seats at the meeting. We should sit in different seats so that we can meet "new" ones. I mean really at age 18 what can you reasonably expect from someone? No matter what it was that we did it was NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. -
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Were You Always Afraid To Do Something Wrong As A Witness?
by minimus in.
jws are always being reminded that you "could" stumble someone.
you had to continuously question yourself about possibly offending another (weak) christian's conscience.....were you always worried that you were going to get into trouble because you might've screwed up somehow??.
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EvilForce
Please Aston tell you son it is ok and completely normal. This is a good thing for dad to discuss to, since he can tell junior he does it too :)
It is ok to tell him that masterbation is an ok part of a healthy sex life. Don't try to impart too many rules or restrictions or it will only make him sensitive to this. Allow him private time and private space. I remember my mother coming to me and questioning what was on my sheets. I had a wet dream a couple of nights before and just put the sheets in the laundry. I was mortified!!! After that I would never approach my parents again to ask about sex, masterbation, or anything for that matter. -
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Were You Always Afraid To Do Something Wrong As A Witness?
by minimus in.
jws are always being reminded that you "could" stumble someone.
you had to continuously question yourself about possibly offending another (weak) christian's conscience.....were you always worried that you were going to get into trouble because you might've screwed up somehow??.
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EvilForce
That may be true Minimus but the society put sooo much pressure on youths. And no outlet for any kind of sexual release. I hold the WTS bloodguilty for so many of the early marriages they pushed people into. 18 and 19 year old kids getting married because they were so sexually starved. They pushed into every nook and cranny of young live.
WTS - Old men interested in masterbation...nah, mind over matter. Well when you are 85 and have a prostate the size of a grapefruit easy for them to say. -
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control
by John Doe infirt of all, a bit of background.
i'm 26 years old, am a math major/english minor senior on a full scholarhip in college, was raised as one of jehovah's witnesses, babtized when i was 18, left at ~ 22/23, am now agnostic/deist/confused.
i was raised on a farm in a witness family.
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EvilForce
Hey JD,
Feeling any better today? -
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Were You Always Afraid To Do Something Wrong As A Witness?
by minimus in.
jws are always being reminded that you "could" stumble someone.
you had to continuously question yourself about possibly offending another (weak) christian's conscience.....were you always worried that you were going to get into trouble because you might've screwed up somehow??.
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EvilForce
Yeah, how's that for having a healthy sexual outlook?
I would even feel guilty about wet dreams..... sad. -
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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee input your hand on your hips.
switch when you walk.
do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.
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EvilForce
Sleep in on Saturday mornings!!!
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What's the Official JW belief about Marriage in the New System?
by JH in.
i remember being told, that resurrected ones would't be allowed to get married, although the great crowd who lived through armageddon could get married if they wished to.. .
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EvilForce
I think the silliest teaching is that the resurrected ones will not want to get married and have children. When I'd ask people about this they would say... "well they will be perfect then, God will make them like Angels that way"..... ummm...hello? Adam was perfect and was still lonely, you know the whole reason for the "Eve" thing. Also, um, Angel's? Didn't they come down to Earth in fleshly form to get a piece of ass? Why are you being so silly BORG....it's not wrong to say "We don't fully know what God intends", instead of trying to come up with such odd / specific rules, regulations, and procedures.
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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee input your hand on your hips.
switch when you walk.
do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.
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EvilForce
Couldn't watch Three's Company since a guy lived with two girls outside of marriage....therefore they could not just be roomates they must be having sex!!!
No Bewitched.
Huey Lewis' song "I wanna a drug"... nope couldn't listen to it. He wanted a new drug...he was tired of all those other drugs and those weren't good enough so he was wanting to invent yet another new drug -
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Were You Always Afraid To Do Something Wrong As A Witness?
by minimus in.
jws are always being reminded that you "could" stumble someone.
you had to continuously question yourself about possibly offending another (weak) christian's conscience.....were you always worried that you were going to get into trouble because you might've screwed up somehow??.
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EvilForce
Thanks minimus.... I think I'll take the afternoon off to abuse myself....LOL !!!