"Service Year" yeah right like that would have mattered to Jehoba
Just like Crazy Russell's interpretation on the # of inches of the main pyramid at Giza would tell us that end of the system of things were happening. Yeah Crazy R the Eqyptians used INCHES back then.
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1975 - Lest We Forget
by GetBusyLiving ini find the topic of the 1975 end of the world scenario facinating, especially since i never lived through it.
do you old schoolers ever feel concerned that people will one day forget about what really went down?
with whitewashed tripe like the 'proclaimers' book informing dubs that it was just the false expectations of over enthusiastic apostates, are you at all concerned that the legacy of bullshit that is 1975 will be a forgotten moment in history blamed on you instead where the blame really belongs?
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did snakes have legs
by tijkmo inquestions from readers.
did the serpent lose legs or feet as means of movement as a result of the divine curse recorded at genesis 3:14?.
at genesis 3:14 we are told: "and jehovah god proceeded to say to the serpent: ?because you have done this thing, you are the cursed one out of all the domestic animals and out of all the wild beasts of the field.
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Hey, where did you get a picture of my boss?
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Absolutely false. Unconditional love is a truth.
However having said that I think JW's as a "rule" have gotten it less. The love I got from my family and friends was always conditional that I did "the right" thing. I could not simply go do what I wanted without losing that. That is not unconditional love.
But I have found more love outside the organization than in it. When my friends make comments about another friend that "hurt" them they say, "Oh, he didn't mean it, he needs to find that answer himself." Like water off a duck's back. I don't too many bros and sis that wouldn't have had you in an elders meeting for stumbling them. Not loving....... PETTY.... AND FAULTFINDING. -
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Name Things You Can Get Counseled,Reproved or Disfellowshipped For
by minimus insince the jw religion is sooooo restrictive, it is good to think about just how wacky this cult is.....for example, you can get counseled for buying a 2 door car as opposed to a "pioneer" car (4 door).
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"Untidy woodpile" is that code for masterbation?
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Did You Hate Meetings and Special Events?
by minimus ini really hated "special" programs and events such as a visiting bethelite giving an extra 1 hour talk after the wt.
study.
everyone was expected to stay.
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You know, I think the meetings I loathed the most were Thanksgiving Night meetings.
It's the one quasi Ok holiday to be with family, watch football, relax and do nothing days. Then sure enough dress up put on clothes, go to meeting. Come on!!! That sucked! -
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Name Things You Can Get Counseled,Reproved or Disfellowshipped For
by minimus insince the jw religion is sooooo restrictive, it is good to think about just how wacky this cult is.....for example, you can get counseled for buying a 2 door car as opposed to a "pioneer" car (4 door).
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A - Answering too little
B - Bodily training ... why waste all those hours in a gym just to look good
C - Cussing.... even gosh, gee, and jehosephat....all euphanisms
D - Drinking..... 2 glasses of wine moderation - 3 public drunkeness
E - Echoing what you've read on JWT.com at the Wishtower study = BIG no no
F - Fraternizing w/ worldy people - this rule is used loosely when nothing else to cousel on
G - Godly knowledge.... remember all knowledge comes from the borg
H - Hours - not enough in field service specifically
I - Imitating the world
J - Jokes, all are bad unless only told with 1 witnesses
K - Krispy Kreme Donut Stop - did you really need a jelly filled to keep going in service
L - Limp wrist - are you really a homo
M - Missonary position - the only acceptable form of sex with your married wife/husband
O - Oral sex NOT ALLOWED
P - Perculiar Rules Applicable to Individual Congos - Made up by the local BOE or PO
Q - Questioning elders
R - Resisting get your "thinking adjusted"
S - Stumbling - This rule covers any not mentioned here in this list
T - Telephone - Tool of Satan, wastes time, go in field service instead
U - Underage drinking - see C above, S above, P, above, I above, R above - VERY SERIOUS
V - Vehicle - not too big - not too small - not too shiny - not too dirty - buy a Camry in white w/ 4 doors and 3 year old - tan interior
W - Whining - it's just plain annoying
X - X-Jo Ho web sites....Need I say more?
Y - Young ones - should have hair cut not too long, not too short, not too....oh you're going to get counsel no matter what so get used to it
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Please elect me "Slutarina - Queen of all that is pink and frilly"
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My story
by Chia ini have posted this story before on some other boards, but after "lurking" for a long time here, i have finally decided to come out and tell my story.
it is really long, so i'm going to tell it in a few parts.
that way i can also tell if i'm boring everyone to death, haha!
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Let if flow naturally....if it's wordy but interesting you'll have our attention.
I'm of the belief that the most important posts on this site are our own "coming of age" stories, and what made us start doubting it!!!
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1975 - Lest We Forget
by GetBusyLiving ini find the topic of the 1975 end of the world scenario facinating, especially since i never lived through it.
do you old schoolers ever feel concerned that people will one day forget about what really went down?
with whitewashed tripe like the 'proclaimers' book informing dubs that it was just the false expectations of over enthusiastic apostates, are you at all concerned that the legacy of bullshit that is 1975 will be a forgotten moment in history blamed on you instead where the blame really belongs?
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I was 8 at the time so I remember things around and about 1975. But was told how weak those brothers and sisters were.
But I remember assemblies where people were talking about selling their biz and pioneering etc...
I also remember the large amount of "turmoil" going on with meetings, fall outs, disfellowshipping etc. I also knew the Gregerson family, Bro. Franz talks about in his book Crisis of Cons. And it seemed starange he got DF'd for apostacy. That was another BIG deal I remember quite clearly.
When I was told 1975 was never touted by the WTBS a few years later I was like "I thought they did? But I must have been mistaken. I must not have understood what they were saying I was so young." There are a couple of audio clips floating out around here with Franz blabbing about 1975 and alot of it came back to me.... THEY DID TALK ABOUT 1975....lying bast##ds. -
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New member, question thats been asked many times, but how do you feel ?
by Greyeyes ini came across this site, and while still my upbringing says i should stay away from such site, i had to join.
a bit of a background about me.
i'm 31, my parents became witnesses when i was born so they could give me the best upbringing they felt possible.
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Look on the bright side....You're no Scientologist ?!?
LOL