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  My adventures to the Kingdom Hall

  by ColdRedRain in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my story begins like this.

  i was missing 2 important peices of mail.

  one was my credit card, the other was a cell phone i'm getting from a friend.

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  They asked to talk to me about why I don't believe in the religion. I gave them my phone number and they're coming this weekend.

  I have a little UN styled suprise for them, if you know what I mean.

  The elders are being trained (much like monkeys) to ask very specific questions and look for key phrases. Their goal is to get you clearly on one side or the other in order to DA or DF you. So, be extremely careful. Remember, no matter how good your arguments are, they will completely turn their thinking off and focus on you.

  Don't let your emotions over these recent incidents at the kh allow them to take control and get you to go in their direction. They do not want a 2nd visit with you. They want to either assign someone to study with you or get the necessary ammo to proceed with an official announcement that you are no longer a JW (which now allows your family & friends to shun you).
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  Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want to know for a good laugh!.

  onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

  i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

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  jt stumbler: When I was about 5 I zipped up my penis in my pants. I can still remember running to my mother screaming. We had company over at the time.

  Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?

  Ted: I don't know, both I guess.

  Warren : [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

  - There's Something About Mary!
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  Your Most Embarrassing Injury!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want to know for a good laugh!.

  onetime(in band camp) i was rushing to get to work and i was really late.

  i got there and i forgot my hand bag in the car.

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  This is a true story:

  I developed shpilkes in my geneckteckessoink.

  Now, I'm a little verklempt!
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  What's The Most Unreasonable Thing You Did As A Witness?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looking back at all the sacrifices that you had to make to be a jehovah's witness, which one was the most unreasonable??

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  Too busy pioneering as my "fleshly brother" cried out in pain

  Sorry to hear all of these, but your's hit me.

  I hope that you're handling everything OK now!
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  ... after Armageddon?

  by ljwtiamb in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i distinctly remember being an impressionable young child among a stadium full of persons, who should have known better, as we applauded the boastings of one of our fellow idiots suckers privileged, that she was ?available after armageddon?.

  although, i have also been ?taken advantage?

  of, i realize that wts only took what i willingly gave, my youth, opportunity for education, etc..

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  Question: What else can you think of or have you personally sacrificed or endured, while waiting for Armageddon?

  Can't figure out what happened???
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  ... after Armageddon?

  by ljwtiamb in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i distinctly remember being an impressionable young child among a stadium full of persons, who should have known better, as we applauded the boastings of one of our fellow idiots suckers privileged, that she was ?available after armageddon?.

  although, i have also been ?taken advantage?

  of, i realize that wts only took what i willingly gave, my youth, opportunity for education, etc..

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  For some reason my whole message did not post:

  I distinctly remember being an impressionable young child among a stadium full of persons, who should have known better, as we applauded the boastings of one of our fellow idiots suckers privileged, that she was ?available after Armageddon?.

  Although, I have also been ?taken advantage? of, I realize that wts only took what I willingly gave, my youth, opportunity for education, etc.
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  ... after Armageddon?

  by ljwtiamb in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i distinctly remember being an impressionable young child among a stadium full of persons, who should have known better, as we applauded the boastings of one of our fellow idiots suckers privileged, that she was ?available after armageddon?.

  although, i have also been ?taken advantage?

  of, i realize that wts only took what i willingly gave, my youth, opportunity for education, etc..

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  ljwtiamb

  I distinctly remember being an impressionable young child among a stadium full of persons, who should have known better, as we applauded the boastings of one of our fellow idiots suckers privileged, that she was ?available after Armageddon?.

  Although, I have also been ?taken advantage? of, I realize that wts only took what I willingly gave, my youth, opportunity for education, etc.
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  Have you a POSITIVE JW experience??

  by ScoobySnax in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok sometimes i feel it's good to maybe not redress the balance, but at least can you say something positive that you gained from your jw experience.

  so thats what i want you to do, if you so feel inclined.

  can you say or mention something that had a positive effect on you when you were a witness?

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  ljwtiamb

  I was naturally shy and reserved, while growing up. Field service & TMS got me comfortable in front of an audience. Now everyone thinks that I'm really an outgoing person.

  I'm not sure if I would have developed in the same way otherwise.
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  What's The Most Unreasonable Thing You Did As A Witness?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looking back at all the sacrifices that you had to make to be a jehovah's witness, which one was the most unreasonable??

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  ljwtiamb

  Went for more than an entire year without saying a word to my own mother (while she was disfellowshipped.)

  It's caused irrepairable damage!
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  Something funny about masturbation

  by skyman in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  we had a family in the congregation years ago that was over sensitive about sex.

  everything about sex was bad.

  i noticed one of their teenage boy?s going into the back room before every meeting for weeks.

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  Oh! Now I get it!!

  I thought he was in the back ... NE Ways!