Tij, I always thought of you as Scandinavian.
Posts by Chia
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59Do you have a mental image of other posters on this site?
by dh ina lot of people here have posted their photo's, but i think the majority haven't... i sometimes wonder when reading posts on here, what person making those posts must look like, not that i want to see their photo, i just find it interesting... i recently got to see a photo of someone i have talked to on here since i first joined, and i had to say the person looked an awful lot like i had imagined, so i wondered if anyone else wonders about things like this?
is there a particular poster you have a mental image of?
care to share it and see if the person really looks like what you think they look like?
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Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs
by minimus inso many things come to mind to show how silly jws sound in reality.
for example, being allowed to pass the microphones is a big deal, especially to a young brother.
or being given the "privilege" of cutting the grass or working on a "quick-build" is really something special to a jw.
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Chia
I never had the grand privilege of chaperoning, but my brother did once. He was just a child, probably 11 or 12. He says the house was a mess when they got there. The GF cooked spaghetti and meatballs and gave him ginger ale to drink. My brother swore up and down that she drugged his food, because he was knocked out. When he woke up, it was 2 hours later, the house was spotless, and the girl came out of the bedroom and said, "We couldn't bear to wake you up...you looked so peaceful!" He felt so guilty. But who gets an 11-year old as a chaperone anyway?
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Attn: All Ex-Elders... that were on JC's...
by upside/down ini gotta know.... what was the wierdest or craziest things you saw people do or say during a jc?.
example... i swore if i was ever called into a jc again... i would wait about 10 minutes into the meeting, stand up and pull my pants down to my ankles, throw a chair through the plate glass windows in the "backroom" and then jump out screaming "get away from me....aaahhg!
" i would make sure there were witnesses in the hall to see it.. i want only real experiences.... u/d
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Chia
What would you say if your cell phone called an elder while you were wildly committing fornication--and he faced you with it?
I would hang up the phone and never speak to him again. Besides the fact that I owe them nothing, that's just embarrassing! How could they prove it was actually sex, anyway? Maybe he was watching a porno? LMAO!
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White Rappers?
by RichieRich inanybody listen to rap music?
anybody just listen to it because you aren't supposed to?
what do you think of all those white rappers?.
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Chia
Us old folks can't understand the thinking of those young'uns.
You sound like my dad! He'll be 63 in July, and he always tells me, "I don't understand the stuff you listen to, but then again, my mom thought I was listening to the Devil's music when I listened to Ray Charles and Elvis." So he's cool with it. For all the crazy ups and downs I have with my mom, my dad has always been that stabilizing force. I love him to bits.
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kinda funny re. District Assembly
by GetBusyLiving inover the past few years i would buy my old dub friend and his wife a coffee in the mornings and we would car pool to the district conventions.
he just wrote me an email and asked if i would be getting the coffee's again for them this year, all tounge in cheek.
i replied "no problem, just come find me on the assembly grounds.
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Chia
Come on, bring on the shirtless pic. Humor us!
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Field service horror/humor stories.
by sonnyboy inthis has probably been done before, but has anyone had any scary or funny things happen to them during field service?
i used to go door-to-door with the most obnoxious elder in the world.
if we approached a house, saw signs of life, but they didn't answer the door, he'd actually go around and knock on their windows!
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Chia
long wiry pubic hair
Thanks Crumpet! I was going to have breakfast, but that's all over now!
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Field service horror/humor stories.
by sonnyboy inthis has probably been done before, but has anyone had any scary or funny things happen to them during field service?
i used to go door-to-door with the most obnoxious elder in the world.
if we approached a house, saw signs of life, but they didn't answer the door, he'd actually go around and knock on their windows!
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Chia
One summer day my allergies were acting up. Being the dutiful Dub, I went out in service anyway, but I complained of my allergies to a sister that I was working with. She offered me Benadryl. At the time, I didn't know what Benadryl did to you. I took not one, but two of them before service. Plus, I'm only about 105 lbs. You guessed it, I started to conk out. The worst part was I didn't know what was happening to me, so it was kinda scary. It was so bad that I even volunteered to go with my friend on her return visit so I could wake up. When the guy came to the door, he was wearing nothing but his boxers and the hole was open. I could barely hold my head up so he probably thought I was checking him out, but it wasn't registering in my brain that he was exposing himself. I staggered back to the car, and the driver of the car kept droning on and on...her words were just running together...finally I said, "I hear you talking but I cannot understand a word you are saying." They had to carry me out of the car by the time they got me home!
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Prove to me that God exists
by CinemaBlend ini need debate practice on the subject for the next time i'm cornered.
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Chia
I'd like to see hib and myelaine go at it in a jello pit.
Any takers? *titters*--I love that word!
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Prove to me that God exists
by CinemaBlend ini need debate practice on the subject for the next time i'm cornered.
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Chia
GBL said it best, "DON'T FEED THE TROLLS."
I always wondered what that meant. Now I know.
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White Rappers?
by RichieRich inanybody listen to rap music?
anybody just listen to it because you aren't supposed to?
what do you think of all those white rappers?.
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Chia
I want to be in tight orange shorts and a black cut off top a la Bobby Brown's "Humpin' Around"! LOL!
Me and Brooke can do the "booty wop"!
I will make my mom cry .
Either that, or she would call me up and say, "Now I know I didn't raise you to have your behind all out on national television. You may be grown, but you ain't that grown!"