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Overheard at the Book Study

by under_believer in

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here are a few comments that i overheard at this week's book study (of the third chapter of the bible teach book), and the thoughts i had after hearing them: .

conductor: "as food shortages become more and more common as the time of the end advances, they will make excellent field service points since they were predicted by the bible.

me: great.

kittyeatzjdubs

Will we have to manufacture soy-based bacon bits for snakes?

BWAAAAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHA!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've read all day. luv, jojo

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Another @$#%^! witness song stuck in my head!

by nsrn in

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i have "forward you witnesses" playing over and over and over and over and over in my head today.

i am trying to sing something else but it keeps cropping up...surely there is a pill for this!

kittyeatzjdubs

Siiiiiiiiiing to jeeeeehoooovaaaaaaaaaah. For heee has becoooome highly exaaaaaaalteeeed. The hooooooooorse and its riiiiiiiideeeeeeer he has piiiiiiiiiiitched into the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa....

I used to sing that one in the bathtub when I was little. Fun fun fun!!!

I am currently in the process of clearing such stuff from my memory...gotta have a clean swept house for the demunz ya know?

luv, jojo

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LETS GET LOST

by Elsewhere in

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the season finale is tonight!!

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Let's get this party started!!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!! I'm 21!!!!!!!

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ooo yeah!!!

that's right people.

Gemini! About Your Sign...

Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower. To them life is a game which must always be full of fresh moves and continuous entertainment, free of labor and routine. Changing horses in the middle of the stream is another small quirk in the Gemini personality which makes decision making, and sticking to a decision, particularly hard for them.

Since they lack the quality of conscientiousness, they are apt to fight a losing battle in any attempts they make to be moral (in the widest sense of the word). Their good qualities are attractive and come easily to them. They are affectionate, courteous, kind, generous, and thoughtful towards the poor and suffering - provided none of the activities resulting from expressing these traits interferes too greatly with their own lives and comforts. They quickly learn to use their outward attractiveness to gain their own ends, and when striving for these they will use any weapon in their armory - unscrupulous lying, and cunning evasiveness; escaping blame by contriving to put it on other people, wrapped up in all the charm they can turn on. In their better moments they may strive to be honest and straightforward, but self-interest is almost always the victor. If things go against them, they sulk like children. Also like children, they demand attention, admiration, and the spending on them of time, energy and money, throwing tantrums if they don't get what they want. They reflect every change in their surroundings, like chameleons, and can become pessimistic, sullen, peevish and materialistically self-centered if circumstances force them to struggle in any way. If the conditions of life become really adverse, their strength of will may desert them entirely. They can become uncertain of themselves, either withdrawn, or nervously excitable worriers, sullenly discontented, hard and irritable, with "Self" looming ever larger in their struggles. On the other hand their versatility can make them very adaptable, adjusting themselves to control the world around them by means of their inherent ingenuity and cleverness.

Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. Their mental agility and energy give them a voracious appetite for knowledge from youth onward, though they dislike the labor of learning. They easily grasp almost everything requiring intelligence and mental dexterity, and are often able to marry manual skills to their qualities of mind. Their intellect is strongly analytical and sometimes gives them so great an ability to see both sides of a question that they vacillate and find it hard to make decisions. But their intelligence may very well be used to control and unify the duality of their natures into a most efficient unit. If faced with difficulties, they have little determination to worry at a problem until they find a solution - they will pick the brains of others. In their intellectual pursuits, as in other departments of their lives, they risk becoming dilettantes, losing themselves in too many projects which they follow until they become difficult.

In love they are fickle, not intentionally so but because of the basic inconsistency of their emotional nature, which has an amoral aspect to it. Their is a side to Geminians which can become deeply involved emotionally, and another, hostile to sentimentality, which stands back from a romantic situation, laughing at it and the protagonists in it, including themselves while analyzing it intellectually. Gemini subjects take nothing seriously. So, in love, in spite of their temporary depth of feeling, for the intensity of involvement lasts only while it is new, they are superficial, light-hearted, cool, flirtatious and unimaginative in the understanding of the pain they may give others. They like intrigue, the excitement of the chase, but once they have caught the prey, they lose interest and look around for the next creature to pursue. In less serious situations they make witty, entertaining companions, good acquaintances rather than friends. Even at their worst they are never dull - there is usually playfulness below the surface, and they can be brilliant conversationalists - but they can also be quarrelsome, prattlers, boasters, liars and cheats.

Geminians can be successful in many walks of life though their general characteristics tend to make them unreliable. They are often skilled manipulators of language, in speech and writing, and may be: debaters, diplomats (though in politics they are more interested in theory than practice), orators, preachers (brilliant rather than profound), teachers, authors, poets, journalists, or lawyers. In business any work which combines quick-wittedness with a change of surroundings suits them; working as a traveling salesperson, brokerage work, or dealing with the public in any capacity is right up their alley. Because they are dispassionate, logical, rational and analytical they make good scientists, especially in the fields of medicine and astronomy. They can also make excellent members of the Armed Forces, for they take danger no more seriously than anything else and can earn themselves a reputation for devotion to duty and heroic acts. In the arts they may excel in music, painting and sculpture. They make good psychic researchers of a sceptical kind. Negatively they can degenerate into confidence tricksters, thieves and even adepts in the black arts.

Possible Health Concerns...

Gemini rules the arms, shoulders, hands, lungs and nervous system and its subjects need to beware of diseases and accidents associated with the upper part of the body, as well as nervous and pulmonary disorders such as catarrh and bronchitis. Their mercurial nature may also affect a constitution which is not strong if it is put under strain.

You are prone to taking unnecessary risks and wind up harming yourself or others in the process. Sometimes pursuing pleasure too vigorously could also qualify as risk taking. horoscopes

LIKES

Talking

Novelty and the unusual

Variety in life

Multiple projects all going at once

Reading

DISLIKES

Feeling tied down

Learning, such as school

Being in a rut

Mental inaction

Being alone

PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE FOR YOU, AND THEIR SOLUTIONS

As with all sun signs, we all have unique traits to our personalities. When these traits are suppressed, or unrealized, problems will arise. However, with astrology we can examine the problem and assess the proper solution based on the sun sign characteristics. As a Gemini you may see things below that really strike home. Try the solution, you most likely will be amazed at the results. If you find yourself on the receiving end of the negatives below, it is because you are failing to express the positive.

PROBLEM: Being superficial could be a big problem for you in your overall relationships with others and also in getting ahead on many jobs where you must endeavor to dig deep and learn something thoroughly. This is the worst Gemini trait of all.

SOLUTION: To make a conscious effort to control this trait is the best approach to take to this problem. If you make a commitment to something or someone you should mentally force yourself to keep that commitment where possible. This will be hard but it can, and has been, accomplished by many under this sign.

PROBLEM: Not one who cares for peace and quiet, you create your own problems with loved ones by picking arguments or tale carrying from one to the other then stand back and enjoy the show.

SOLUTION: While this may relieve your boredom, it is something that you should not let happen as it could easily go out of control and cost you the love and companionship that you desire. When you feel like doing this it would be better to take a long walk and let the feelings pass.

PROBLEM: Boredom is one of your biggest problems and you could easily fall into mischief if you do not find ways to alleviate it.

SOLUTION: You have a great many creative talents and if you put these to work for you in some sort of hobby or project you will find you do not have time to be bored, also, other physical activities should be considered: workouts at the gym, racketball, hiking, etc..

PROBLEM: You could have health problems brought on by overindulgence of food, drink, or the night life which only gets worse as you age.

SOLUTION: Tame your urges and save the party times for weekends only and then try not to overdo it. By keeping everything down to a mild roar you may not have to fight off diseases such as obesity or cirrhosis of the liver.

PROBLEM: You may have the problem of not being able to keep a spouse or a lover due to your pursuit of the opposite sex.

SOLUTION: Cultivate the habit of not flirting with every attractive person you see and make up your mind to be a true and loving spouse, or don't commit until you are really ready to do this.

horoscopes

Your ruling planet is Mercury

Mean distance from the Sun (AU) 0.387

Sidereal period of orbit (years) 0.24

Equatorial radius (km) 2,439

Polar radius (km) 2,439

Body rotation period (hours) 1,408

Tilt of equator to orbit (degrees) 0

Number of observed satellites 0

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Some more interesting facts about your sign: Symbol For Pisces is the Fish

While no animal appears to be associated with your sign other than the wolf in which is seen to be the nurturing force for another set of 'twins', romulas and remus. The twins themselves are their own sign representatives.

The color of choice for Mercury in Gemini is GREEN

Your starstone is the moss agate. It has been shown to be beneficial to the health of Geminis who are suffering from circulatory problems and has been shown as an aid to getting your intuitive feelings tuned to a higher pitch. It is also an aid to relieving depression. There is another gemstone which is used for Gemini and that is the emerald, but the moss agate vibrates to the levels of your ruling planet, Mercury, and therefore is much more beneficial for you.

So true.

luv, jojo

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Let's get this party started!!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!! I'm 21!!!!!!!

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ooo yeah!!!

that's right people.

kittyeatzjdubs

Thanks everyone!!!!!!!

Ooo! Here's a fun game....for every happy birthday response I get for this thread, I have to do a shot!

Let's see...sooooo that's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,.....uh oh....7, 8, 9....hooboy...10, 11, 12.......hmmmm...maybe I should draw this out for the course of the week.

luv, jojo

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Let's get this party started!!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!! I'm 21!!!!!!!

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ooo yeah!!!

that's right people.

kittyeatzjdubs

By the way you might try Chaser Plus. It is a "hangover pill" you can find it at Walgreens. It seems to help me

Thanks for the tip DMP. I often wondered if those worked or not. Don't they have activated charcoal or whatever in them? I'll have to try them tonight.

luv, jojo

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Let's get this party started!!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!! I'm 21!!!!!!!

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ooo yeah!!!

that's right people.

kittyeatzjdubs

Happy Birthday, jojo!
Love, Rachel the Feminist xx

Uh-oh...(remembers comment on peta thread)...maybe I should have elaborated a bit on that. It's a long story, but Matt's exgirlfriend was a feminist and from what I gather from his friends and family, she felt that since she was a liberated woman, she had the right to sleep around on him with other guys even though they had been in a relationship for over 2 years. She decided to drop this bomb on him on their 3 year anniversary. So I don't really mind feminist as a whole...I just don't agree with some of the things they do to men like Matt. But I'm pretty sure that you're a nice feminist Rachel. You did wish me a happy birthday after all. Thank you! Thanks for my reading Brigid! That does sound exactly like me. Always running around doing stuff, then I do too much and don't want to do anything. It trips Matt out. When the mood is right, I'm like a little ball of energy. Matt is my DD Daystar. No worries there. luv, jojo

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The daughter of a prostitute.

by greendawn in

if asked: would you marry a prostitute most people would say no, but if asked would you marry a prostitute's daughter that doesn't like this game and has never been in it, would you do it, to have a prostitute as a mother in law and grand mother of your children?

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i personally wouldn't do it hard though it may be on her decent daughter.

kittyeatzjdubs

Well if to virgins marry and keep their vow to each other and never commit adultery, that is true love to each other.
They chose to have no others but each other.

Are you saying that only 2 virgins can commit to this? I ask because neither myself nor my boyfriend were virgins when we entered into our relationship, yet we truly love one another with all our hearts. And I desire no man but him and he desires no woman but me.

So is this love that we have for each other completely pointless due to a torn object on my physical body?

Answer: NO

luv, jojo

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Let's get this party started!!!! Wooooooohoooo!!!! I'm 21!!!!!!!

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ooo yeah!!!

that's right people.

kittyeatzjdubs

OOO YEAH!!! OOO YEAH!!!

That's right people. No more virgin drinks for jojo, no more coke without the jack,....and do you know why???

CUZ I'M 21 BABY!!!

I'm gonna paint the town red tonight. We're going to a swanky little mexican restaurant downtown and I'm going to get in touch with my Mexican side with a few margaritas and some tequila shots....ok...maybe not a few exactly...maybe more than a few...well...ok...A LOT.

And you know it's gonna be good because I've already taken tomorrow off for recovery.

I'll post pics tomorrow or sometime this week!

luv, jojo

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PETA Protest Backfires

by Stephanus in

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http://www.gjsentinel.com/news/content/news/stories/2006/05/18/5_18_1a_kfc_protest.html

a human inside an injured-chicken costume, hobbling in protest on the sidewalk wednesday in front of a kentucky fried chicken restaurant, didnt achieve the desired effect, according to many who dined there.. brad steig called wednesdays protest in grand junction by the people for the ethical treatment of animals good advertising for kfc.. the protest consisted of four adults and one child holding signs in front of the restaurant, handing out fliers and dvds and urging people to not eat at kfc until the restaurant buys chickens from humane vendors.. steig, a manager for halliburton, said he heard about the peta protest on the radio and decided right then to eat at kfc on wednesday, the day of the protest.. not only that, but he bought seven of the biggest buckets of chicken and all the side dishes and used four trips to load them into his halliburton pickup to treat his co-workers.

i don't know if there's an "ultimate" right-wingers' fantasy, but collecting 7 buckets of fried chicken in a halliburton pick-up in front of a peta protester must come pretty close.

kittyeatzjdubs

God PETA is so annoying. They're right up there on my list with feminist and commies.

Now excuse me while I go eat a steak.

luv, jojo