Several seconds was enough... She might want to concentrate on blowing something else....
wunce_wuz
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worst trumpet player ever!
by Guest with Questions inwhile searching on yahoo i found this.
it is awful.
thought you might get a chuckle out of it.. http://ca.video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1275278&fr=&cache=1.
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It makes me sad to see Ray Franz looking this feeble...
by deaconbluez inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yqj0-huvvw
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wunce_wuz
The last time I seen Ray Franz was in his Bethel room in 1980. 27 years later he is looking pretty good considering what he has gone through plus the usual aging process. Thanks for posting.
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Did You Willingly Get Baptized or Were You Pressured Into It?
by minimus init was expected of me to get baptized and at 9 i was.
what about you?
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wunce_wuz
As I was reading this thread it occurred to me, I aint sure when exactly I got baptized. Was early 70's, somewhere between 70 and 72. Was at a district convention and the pool was actually at someones house. Do not recall any real pressure to get baptized, then again do not recall much about the event so who knows... null and void at this point....
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What's your favourite line out of a song?
by lfcviking inhere's a couple of mine;.
"eleanor rigby, waits at the window wearing a face she keeps in a jar by the door" eleanor rigby - thebeatles.. "there's a hole in my soul, you can see it im my face it's a real big place" feel - robbie williams.
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wunce_wuz
Jim Morrison. Song: Break on Through
I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyesand in the censored catagory....
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.[ background singing begins:
"detachable penis" over and over ]This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5TSbE7K2I
Am I going to hell for this post?
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Experiences of bethelites from around the world
by ldrnomo init would be nice to hear from former bethelites from around the world.
there stories while they were at bethel good or bad..
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wunce_wuz
...It was Monday night and I was missing the Family WT Study.
I just knew Jehovah was frownin' too. LOL!...
I remember the time a friend of mind wanted to see a questionable movie that was playing at the theater near bethel. He figured it be safe to go on a Monday while everyone is at the Family WT study. Goes to buy the ticket. The person selling the ticket can tell he is a Bethelite, we had that "look", and says, "sure is a lot of you guys here tonite". Walks in the movie theater and its wall-to-wall Bethelites. Was so funny....like minds...
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Did You Know Many Dumb Elders?
by minimus ini did.. there were some pretty sharp guys but there were a lot of not so bright ones.
the worst elders were the ones that thought they were very intelligent but really were stupid.. one elder that fits that description was a man that loved to speculate on prophecies, watchtower wording, someone's facial expressions or mannerisms.
he truly believed he was more enlightened than anyone else.
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wunce_wuz
More than I care to think about. My first work day at Bethel. A group of us go to our assigned floor. We get introduced to the floor overseer and get our assignments. Everyone goes off except for me, who needs a chat. So the floor overseer asks if I have read the latest magazine. I say yes, which isn't entirely accurate and wonder where is conversation is going to. He asks if I happen to notice a picture within this certain article. Yeah, I say. At least I look at the pictures in the magazines.... So the picture is a scientist, white scientist, in the usual lab coat at a black board trying to make a point about evolution or something like that. The scientist has a moustache. So do I.
In this elders mind, if you are white and have a moustache you believe in evolution. My first thought was, I think I made a bad choice in coming here and four years to go. I could not believe what I had just heard. Over my time there I had seen and heard other brilliant examples like that.
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Bethel Application asks if you molested a child, if so when, also if gay
by What-A-Coincidence inthe following is a page out of an application for bethel service.
notice line 21 under morals/sexual molestation.... http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/photob_014/bethelapp.jpg.
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wunce_wuz
If this had been the application back when I went to Bethel, not to sure if I would had made it, evil music and the occasional R-rated movie. Not to mention quite a few guys I worked with would not have been there.
I have no idea if the military has an "application" per se, but if they do, would be interesting to see what their questions are (especially emotional/psychology questions). Both are institutional driven life-styles.
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COLLEGE IS EVIL!!!!!
by why??? inhi everyone...this year i had to go to the district convention and with my newly opened mind...i sat there rolling my eyes the whole time...i was however very distrubed by a talk on higher education...im sure you all know of it...basically telling all of us outright that it was no good and we shouldnt be going...now i know they have done it in the past...but it seemed so blatant this year in your face...college is evil.....here's a related link .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vxnzoeeys&mode=related&search= .
hopefully the links work ..im not really sure how to do it .......
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wunce_wuz
When I was at Bethel, latter 70's, I worked with a number of guys who had college degrees. Three that come to mind, one taught grade school, other was an architect, and one guy, had his BS in mathmatics, which he had at the age of 18 (yeah, genius level). All three of these guys worked in my dept. All three got transfered to really good jobs (I mean really good jobs) at Bethel due to their college degrees.
An observation that was not lost on anyone on the floor I worked on. And a reason why a good number of guys who I knew that left, headed straight for college after Bethel, including myself. I am so glad I did.
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BETHELITES - Whatever Became of?
by Black Man ini often times wonder what happened to certain bethelites that i ran around with during my 1990s tenure there.
while there are still a few left there, the greater majority of them aren't there for various reasons (marriage, disillusionment, left the borg, etc).
a couple of cats i wonder about - there was one brother who i believe was from kansas, who got his fingers cut off in a printing press.
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wunce_wuz
And a few more names... Dave Brown, Ricky Culver, Barry Reed, Steve Partee, Gil Acosio, Robert Magil, Richard Mackenzie, Jim Natoli, Louie Lopez, Nathan Stanley, Chris Fanning, Barry Smith, Jeff puliam.
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BETHELITES - Whatever Became of?
by Black Man ini often times wonder what happened to certain bethelites that i ran around with during my 1990s tenure there.
while there are still a few left there, the greater majority of them aren't there for various reasons (marriage, disillusionment, left the borg, etc).
a couple of cats i wonder about - there was one brother who i believe was from kansas, who got his fingers cut off in a printing press.
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wunce_wuz
Thought of a few more names... Dave Sisney, Ed Barzack, Lonnie Drake, Mike Menefee, Jared Hardie, Brian Woods, Andy Seabury, Jeff Barrons, John Fitzsimmons, Bruce Zachel, Kelly Cook, Art Dizon. Dave Kohler, Terry Lafferty, Robbie Martin, Frank Varisco, Arthur Crook, John Roth, Bob Samson, Al Beavers, Al Rogers, John Ekrann...