where's the picture? or don't you truly want me to understand what the blithering hell you are prattling on about, gism, i mena, schizm
zaphod
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A comment I heard tonight
by Generic Man intonight i heard one of the most cruel and twisted comments i've ever heard at the platform.
the topic was the apocalypse and whether or not children will be slaughtered.
through one side of his mouth, the po stated that the bible is not clear on the matter, while out the other side he pointed to all those old testament accounts where children were killed.
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
and they would do it in a boat
and they would do it with a goat
and they would do it on a train
and in the dark
and on a plane
and they would do it here and there
hell, they would do it anywhere
they do so like their s&m
thank you, thank you and amen
zaphod
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
methinks that the lady in black is too hot
is this suitable seuss material
oh no this is not
you should not be naked when elsewhere is about
you should not be naked
don't get your bits out
zaphod
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
it is safe in my house
it is safe from the mouse
but if left, say, ELSEWHERE
may get chewed by a bear
may get chewed by a bear, if i left it ELSEWHERE
so i'll keep it right there
in my house
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
you're so lucky, called brooke
such a fab name to rhyme
rhymes with book, cook and ...shucks
i have run out of time
zaphod (a damnably difficuly name to rhyme)
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
a hobby, you say
mmm, that would be brill
a hobby, you say
yes, i have time to kill
too cold to go out
too thick to read the Times
so, i'll just stay in the house
and make up silly rhymes
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
i found it in browsing the back posts.
something a bit more light-hearted than all this deep shit that i want to forget about
feel free to excercise your rhyming muscle
zaphod
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The Hat in the Cat
by Elsewhere inthe hat in the cat
do not eat that i say!.
do not eat my hat that way!.
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zaphod
i would not could not with a rat
i would not would not with a cat
i do not like bestiality
it is not the sin of choice for me
zaphod
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how can you stay?
by zaphod in.
speaking as someone who believed it all right up until about a year after i was df'd i just cannot understand the reasoning of people who don't go out on field service, don't go to meetings, don't participate or believe and still stay in the organisation.. i know that it is hard to leave, it's made to be hard, but some of the postings on this site make me think that it must be harder still living a lie and keeping up the pretense.. if you don't believe, why would you want to conform to all the petty rules and subject yourself to men that you don't believe have any authority.. i really do hope that as soon as possible you can all take a deep breath and finally be true to yourself.. zaphod
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zaphod
touched a nerve
soz
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more weird reasoning
by zaphod ina young brother was df'd for having sex with a young single mother with a young daughter who was studying with the congregation.. she got pregnant and they married.
she suffered with mental illness.. the brother sexually abused the young girl.
he was reproved but not disfellowshipped even though he did not go to the police voluntarily and at first denied the abuse.
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zaphod
oh he's moved away. my friend saw him with the new woman and the kid in a town miles from here.
that's why he's getting away with it.
zaphod