WTF!
Never expected to see a joke like that from a true Jehovah's witness or am I mistaken
And also to see other jws find it funny.
That joke was rather off-putting ewww
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Kissing Hanks Ass
by Caliban inhe can do what ever he wants and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass.".
john: "then come kiss hank's ass with us.".
john: "of course, hank dictated it.".
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Ohhhh frenchy became a ladies man!
I know it is 5 years later but i've just gotta have my 2 cents worth of this thread.
When a woman says, 'C'mon, this place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundy now!'
A man hears 'C'mon.... blah, blah, blah.... You and I... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..... on the floor...blah, blah, blah.... no clothes... blah, blah, blah,blah...now!
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one..
Why did god make men before women? You need a rough draft before you make the final copy.
What is the thinnest book in the world? what men know about women
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows. It's never happened.
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Don't talk to anybody
by mgm inthere is no answer for your question.
if you write to the society, you'll end probably like the swedish brother carl johnsson.
he collected facts about the topic 587 or 607 and sent it to brooklyn.
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lol no reply.....
The jws were left speechless
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the Faithful and Discreet Slave
by Evanescence in.
hi i have heard jehovah's witness mention "the faithful and discreet slave.".
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Hi I have heard Jehovah's witness mention "the faithful and Discreet slave."
Can someone please tell me what that is
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Forum plans and policy
by Simon inin case anyone is wondering about our registration policy:.
i don't intend to turn people away who want to register and post or make ultra-strict registration procedures because i honestly don't think that they work.
if i were to ask for names of congregations or presiding overseers then i have no real way of checking if they are correct.
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This doesn't mean of course that I will allow posts of an obvious apostate nature
Well i'm not an apostate! i'm just from a different religion!
Simon would you allow people from other religions to post back in 2000?
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Welcome !
by Simon inwelcome to the newest jehovah's witness discussion forum on the net.. please register so that you can post to the forum and turn this into a welcoming place for other brothers and sisters online
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lol Bas
Happy 5th Birthday!
its interesting looking at the old posts
(I just wanted to post here thats all)
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Very weird dream. JW action figures? WTF?
by kwintestal ini woke up this morning just after having the oddest dream that i've ever had.
i dreamed that i created a jw action figure set and saw the commercial for it.. here is the commercial as i remember it:.
"new from hasno toys, jehovah's witness action figures with real door knocking action and sound!".
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LOL!
ha ha ha! Is there an elder action figure sayong "your Disfellowshipped!" Even better is there a action figure of Jehovah? lol I want one!
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Motive of some Posters
by love2Bworldly in"are you hiding what you truely are?
are you embarrased for what you have become?
sure sounds like it to me.
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Jehovah? Oh you mean God? ok yeah god's watching me but I don't believe in a "Jehovah"
God's watching... Always watching!.......
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Song lyrics, humour, and the JWs
by greendawn indo you know of any song titles or lyrics that could be humorously or not so humourously applied to the wts and the jws in general.
for example madonna's "papa don't preach" can be applied to the governing body for their hypocrisy.
jennifer lopez from the song "ain't it funny": .
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Everybody's fool By Evanescence (relate to fooling people)
"perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world that
never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you know you've got everybody fooled
look here she comes now
bow down and stare in wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
but now i know she
never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie
i know the truth now
i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore
it never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
it never was and never will be
you're not real and you can't save me
somehow now you're everybody's fool"Missing by Evanescence (relating to shunning and disfellowship)
Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
Maybe someday you'll look up,
And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one:
"Isn't something missing?"
You won't cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?
[Chorus:]
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?
Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
I know what you do to yourself,
I breathe deep and cry out,
"Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?"
[Chorus]
And if I bleed, I'll bleed,
Knowing you don't care.
And if I sleep just to dream of you
I'll wake without you there,
Isn't something missing?
Isn't something...
Ok I can come up with a long list of evanescence music relating to Jehovah's witness!I think all of them could, or jsut sections of some of their songs! do me a favour and go to this site http://www.azlyrics.com/e/evanescence.html
You'll find that probebly all of them could quite easily relate!
Also "Left outside alone" by Anastacia could probebly relate
"Boulevard of broken dreams" by Greenday
"Broken" Seether featuring Amy Lee
The list goes on.......
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Name a "job".....
by Jourles in...that doesn't benefit society at all.
you know - the ones where people get paid buttloads of cash for basically doing nothing that helps people in general.. i'll start off.
here are a few of my "pink slip" jobs:sports commentatorsactors/actresses (do we really need sitcoms, movies, etc?
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(Do we really need sitcoms, movies, etc? What did we do before TV came out?)
movies are good for entertainment purposes, lots of people love going to the cinemas.
Lots of people do acting in movies because that is what they enjoy.
For me when i'm older I wish to be something like a singer, songwriter, actoress, author, scriptwriter. Only because I enjoy doing them.
And trust me actors do not get paid for standing around doing nothing especially for main actors the job can be rather stressful remembering lines living with a perfectionist of a director etc.
Then you have the media chasing after you and invading your personal life, If you slip up at least once its all over the magazines and media!
For example there are heaps of petifiles out there but out of all of them Michael Jackson probebly got the most hatred out of all of them from the public.
It kinda sucks how that happens.
The most bludge, and most boring job I think would be static security in a art gallery, Imagine standing in one spot (standing) all day!
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