Posts by skyman

8

Everything you need to know on 144,000

by mdb in

anointed class & other sheep

the watchtower teaches that women are a part of the anointed class.

the disciples are called sheep in jesus flock: matt 10:16; 26:31.

skyman

I hear you. Even when I was in I knew it was BS about the 144,000.

10

In Field Service was it

by oldflame in

.

when you went door to door did you find it easier to begin discussions easier with women or men ?.

i found it much easier with females than with males.

JW Joke

by skyman in

i heard the best jw joke today.

my wife was laughing long before she told me the punch line.

here it goes: a young lady goes to a beauty shop to get a haircut.

I heard the best JW joke today. My wife was laughing long before she told me the punch line. Here it goes: A young lady goes to a beauty shop to get a haircut. She tells the Beautician; what ever you do, do not take my earphones off. The beautician say’s OK and starts the haircut. The young lady falls asleep and the Beautician thinks what the heck and takes the ear phone off knowing she could give the young lady a much better hair cut with them off. Thinking the lady will never know because she is sleeping. A short time later the young lady falls over dead. The beautician could not believe it. The young lady look health enough so she picks up the ear phones and she put them to her ear and hears: “What ever we say is always true, Breath in breath out, if the Society tells you your left hand is your right then it is, Breath in breath out.”

So the Beautician takes the tape out of the recorder and on the front of the tape it say’s Published by the Watchtower and Tract Society.

51

Thinking of getting reinstated? Read my story.

by Jez in

a lot has happened to me since march.

i have learned so much.

i hesitated to put this out in jwd, but i now think that if it helps one person, it will have been worth it.

skyman

My dad worked so hard to get back in and now he can't stand to set through the meetings, he almost goes inside out. He hates going but to make my mom happy he does. When we get together he tells me what I missed and we have a good laugh. It is so clear to both of us the TRUTH about the TROOF.

((((HUG)))) thanks for your post

41