Anyway, the man that ran the place had a broken arm whilst I was there. I didn't do it.
Must be a different shop then - bloke I saw didn't have a broken arm - just a dodgy accent.
How about The Black Country? That's always fun if you fancy learning another language while you're here. There's the glassworks (crystal) - Stourbridge supplies the whole World in cut glass (I'm NOT exaggerating)...
http://www.dudley.gov.uk/leisure-and-culture/museums--galleries/red-house-glass-cone