That's a funny question. I've had SSOOOOOO many elder's and JC meetings, it's not funny. Every time I got in trouble at home, another meeting. Been PR'd a couple times and DF'd twice. For everything from "flirting" too much, or "inappropriately" to disobidience to my parents. I ran away from home and went to Texas, to my real dad's. When I came back for my stuff an elder tried to meet with me. He told me I was a disobient (can't spell it) brat. Nevermind I was being molested for years. I don't even remember the reason I was df'd the second time. My stepdad was mad cause I lied to him about something and he decided to get all up in my business. But by then I had decided I wasn't raising my baby in that crap.
Guess you could say I was a "professional JC'er"!! Hee hee hee!
shelley
Oh, the best one was for getting a Valentine from a boy in Jr. High. It was a heart, cut in puzzle peices that said "good for __ kisses."