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Posts by Sith
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Either Jehovah made a mistake....or Moses did.
by gumby inin leviticus 11:6, it tells us that the rabbit chews the cud.
they don't chew the cud.. in leviticus 11:20 it tells us that insect walk on four leggs.
they don't......they have 6 leggs.. why the problem?.
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Are you all thinking straight ?
by wakeyupsey invery worried at the total waste of time i see you all pursueing with aimless nonsense when one of the most inportant times in mankinds history, is taking place & the real truth is becoming available.
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Sith
SAYING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE? Damn, AA, I wish you had told me that sooner. I spent 22 years of my life, repeating some things over and over and over, thinking they were going to come true. You mean to tell me that I wasted all those years? You mean to say that parrots are not prophets? How humiliating!
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Either Jehovah made a mistake....or Moses did.
by gumby inin leviticus 11:6, it tells us that the rabbit chews the cud.
they don't chew the cud.. in leviticus 11:20 it tells us that insect walk on four leggs.
they don't......they have 6 leggs.. why the problem?.
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Sith
The mistake was made because Moses couldn't do the proper research, because he wouldn't get a library access card to Pharoah's library, because that would be wrong.
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Are you all thinking straight ?
by wakeyupsey invery worried at the total waste of time i see you all pursueing with aimless nonsense when one of the most inportant times in mankinds history, is taking place & the real truth is becoming available.
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Sith
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Ok now ..what up with the English?
by hillbilly in.
you wont discuss your own politics with out a browbeating from old hill.... but eman starts a thread about the us second amendment to it's consitution and all sorts of brits chime in.. for the record... i really dont care about your big-eared prince and his "gnawer"* new bride.... why do ya'all care about my guns?.
*gnawer.. a woman so ugly that if one woke up in bed (after a drunken night) with her they would gnaw their arm off to escape...rather than chance waking her in the daylight.
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Sith
Agreed, you Brits are very honorable...but you DO use too many "u"s when you write
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Ok now ..what up with the English?
by hillbilly in.
you wont discuss your own politics with out a browbeating from old hill.... but eman starts a thread about the us second amendment to it's consitution and all sorts of brits chime in.. for the record... i really dont care about your big-eared prince and his "gnawer"* new bride.... why do ya'all care about my guns?.
*gnawer.. a woman so ugly that if one woke up in bed (after a drunken night) with her they would gnaw their arm off to escape...rather than chance waking her in the daylight.
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Sith
Yes, I believe they do
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Ok now ..what up with the English?
by hillbilly in.
you wont discuss your own politics with out a browbeating from old hill.... but eman starts a thread about the us second amendment to it's consitution and all sorts of brits chime in.. for the record... i really dont care about your big-eared prince and his "gnawer"* new bride.... why do ya'all care about my guns?.
*gnawer.. a woman so ugly that if one woke up in bed (after a drunken night) with her they would gnaw their arm off to escape...rather than chance waking her in the daylight.
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Sith
Like when we invaded France, Italy, Poland and eventually Germany back in the mid-40s? Fact is, if we'd have waited any longer to enter WWII, we would have had to invade England to run the Germans outta there. Funny thing is, of all the countries that America has "invaded", how many have we kept and added to our "Empire"?
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Ok now ..what up with the English?
by hillbilly in.
you wont discuss your own politics with out a browbeating from old hill.... but eman starts a thread about the us second amendment to it's consitution and all sorts of brits chime in.. for the record... i really dont care about your big-eared prince and his "gnawer"* new bride.... why do ya'all care about my guns?.
*gnawer.. a woman so ugly that if one woke up in bed (after a drunken night) with her they would gnaw their arm off to escape...rather than chance waking her in the daylight.
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Sith
Maybe they're still angry over the fact that we ran them out of America over 200 years ago? Their Government is basically why the 2nd Amendment was written, approved and adopted.
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Men need to know their place...
by wanderlustguy in.
ok...lets have it ladies...here's your chance...i can take it.... no women bashing on this one folks...put it on the other one.... sincerely,.
wanderlustguy of the "why can't we all just get along class"
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Sith
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well," says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nonetheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Once the door closed, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair!"
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Examples of JW evasiveness/dishonesty
by BONEZZ inbeing born and bred into the borg i always felt it was the "truth" but i wasn't the one who measured up i was not good enough to be a dub.
but i also had nagging questions that went unanswered by the most learned elders...or at least not answered to my satisfaction.
their "answers" were in fact not really answers but side-steps or attempts to mis-direct my question into an area they could answer.. an example...it always bothered me that we could not examine the contents of what opposers put out.
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Sith
The Watchtower Society has set itself up on the pedistal of "Truth"...the one and only true religion, and God's channel for education and salvation. The "Truth" should be able to withstand all attacks and answer all questions with complete satisfaction. In fact, the more questions that are asked, the more apparant the "Truth" will be and the brighter it's light will shine. One lie, one falsehood, and it loses ALL credibiliy. Just one lie, and you can never believe ANYTHING they say. They did it to themselves.