this thread is dedicated to anything demon related.. go for it..
To actually believe smurfs run in Kingdom Halls is redick
I was actually dissappointed that I never saw any supernatural events in the kingdom hall. After we built our new Kingsom Hall, I actually placed a 8" smurf doll in the space above the suspended ceiling just above the sound room. I never heard any stirrings or noises and I suppose it's still there.
as i was born in i have no experience of this...
when you were studying do you remember coming up against things you questioned?
did you ask your study conductor and what responses did you get?
jaguarbass: Back in the 60's, 70's, 80's information was hard to come by.
This is a very important point for the young ones who may have a hard time understanding why it was easier to become part of the machine back in those days. I too, asked several questions but I always seem to get an answer that would suffice for the moment or assured that it would be answered as I "progressed in the truth." In the pre-internet days, you had to venture outside your home and go to the library to look for material critical of the Society or worse a "Christian" book store. In either case, you were always looking over your shoulder to make sure no Witness was within eyesight.
Then after finding such books, you had to jot down the contact information in the back of the book and write (not e-mail) a letter asking form more info. Then you would have to use your work address or a non-JW friend to have the materials sent to because you did not want any of the bretheren finding out.
Today is an information paradise for those questioning the Society. From the comfortable chair in front of your computer, you can google or yahoo a few words and pages and pages of material are instantly displayed just waiting for you to Click.
what crazy or bazarre things have you heard of people getting into trouble with in the org?
could you for instance be dfs for eating lots of black pudding (blood pudding)?
have you heard of people losing there privileges over ridiculous things?
A guy in a congregation that met in the same hall as we did got reproved because he admitted to someone that he had been putting chocolate Ex-Lax in the brownies and choclolate cake he had long been bringing to Quick Build Kingdom Hall projects.
based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.
based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.
what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
Donny only if you were a friend in need; and if ,I had the energy to do it; because you couldn't do it yourself.
Thanks MsMcDucket. If I am I'm ever in dire need of help and you need some pure joy, I'll think of you.
For the rest, I'll be checking on you in a couple of years and if your complexion has not lightened, then we will need to sit down and discuss a new study plan so that your enlightment can begin.
Which brings me to another question. Now that I have lost weight and am walking and running a lot outdoors, I have acquired a tan. Does this mean I am giving Satan too much access to my life?
based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.
based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.
what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
There is no servant in the world as good as a good Colored servant, and the joy that he gets from rendering faithful service is one of the purest joys there is in the world. -The Golden Age, July 24, 1929, p. 702
Is this true? If one of you helps me clean my home or yard, it gives you joy of the purest form?
i was notified of this 15 minutes ago.. my boss found out that i have an eidetic memory, and is quite impressed that i can tell him who has paid fines, when, and how much.
he's a mess!.
i get a plaque, a reservation for the end-of-year banquet, and - if we had such a thing - parking space #1. the best he can do is a space right alongside the highway!
Rock and Roll!!! Congradulations Snowbird!!!
i just got the latest silentlambs.org newsletter.
in it bill states that he is going through his second divorce and hints that he will be made the villain.
he goes on and on about the latest batman movie plot and applies it to his life.
Im not going to get in to a pissing contest with you JG
I have often heard references to pissing contests but I have never had the fortune to see one. Might be pretty entertaining.
based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.
based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.
what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
Donny?? Are we related? You just described MY family! Is there room in that handbag for me too?
Yeah there is some extra space in here. We can grab a few beers and watch Nicky on IMAX.
based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.
based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.
what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
Yeah, McD, I recall their lambasting the Catholic Church for teaching that the Hamitic people were cursed with blackness
That reminds me of an old George Carlin routine.
"On Sunday the Reverend James Nelson emphatically declared that all black people are black as a result of a curse from the Almighty. However he could not be reached for comment today as his secretary informed us that he is undergoing major melanoma surgery,"
based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.
based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.
what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
But no one has answered my question.
What is puzzling though, is why did Michael Jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?
