The zoo hired a new night watchman. One night, as he was making his rounds, he heard a whisper, "Yo! night watchman! Over here!"
He looked around, but saw no one.
"Over here--in the dolphin pool!" The watchman walks over, and is surprised to find a talking porpoise. In fact, all the porpoises are there waiting for him.
"Listen, buddy," their spokes-porpoise says. "you've got to help us out. The last night watchman was really good--but he's gone now, so its up to you. As you can see, we're not your normal every-day porpoises."
"I should say not" replies the watchman. "For one thing, you can talk."
"Yeah, yeah, but that's not all. Besides that, each of us are over 1000 years old. In fact, we can live forever--so long as we eat the proper diet. We need to eat seagulls--lots and lot of seagulls--don't ask me to explain, it just works. But you can see we're stuck in this pool, and dead seagulls don't just drop in every day. That's where you come in. Just like the last watchman, we need you go down down to the beach and clobber as many seagulls as you can , then bring them back to us."
The night watchman thinks it over, and figures it's a good idea to try to help out the ancient talking porpoises. So he decides to go down to the beach to do as they asked.
But he's supposed to be guarding the zoo-if he's gone, what will prevent break-ins?
He finally comes up with an idea--on his way out, he'll let the lions out of their cages. Any intruder would be eaten by the lions, so the zoo would be safe. So that's what he does.
He next heads to the beach, where he spends hours clobbering seagulls and stuffing them into a bag.
When he returns, he realizes he hasn't though his plan thru very carefully--how will he get back into the zoo? The lions are still out there.
So he figures he'll just wait until the lions fall asleep.
Sure enough, after about an hour, the lions stretch out and are soon snoring.
So, he very carefully sneaks back thru the zoo, stepping over teh lions on his way over to the dolphin pool and is just about to call out, when 3 bright searchlights suddenly flash up. A voice from a megaphone shouts "Freeze! You're under arrest!"
An armed policeman come up and leads him away. What was the charge?
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Transporting gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises.