JW's should outlive their "worldly" counterparts. After all, they don't smoke, take drugs,
OK
drink excessively,
What???
over eat,
WHAT???
Not sure what congregation you attended, but....
An awful lot of JWs could drink Karen Allen (Tibetan bar scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark") under the table.
And the quickest way to commit suicide by "trampled to death"? On a Sunday afternoon, go to the Golden Trough, er, Golden Corral, and stand between a table of JWs and the buffet trough when a fresh cauldron of mac & cheese is put out.
Hoo boy - "don't drink excessively or overeat" - well, maybe in the Congo.