Posts by doofdaddy

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Michael Jackson to sell Neverland to the WT?

by moshe in

rumors are flying that michael jackson will soon close the deal on the sale of his vacated neverland ranch to the watchtower society.

they are selling their ny city bethel properties and moving to a nicer climate due to the poor health of the aging bethel staff.

the ranch seems to be an ideal fit for for them.

doofdaddy

Hey Cog

That was the best laugh I've had in days. Put tears in my eyes.

Thankyou

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australia has a severe shortage of skilled workers and is targeting brits - very successfully.. last year nearly 100,000 brits moved here.. the australian 4 feb... "the big lure wasn't economic..it was a new lifestyle and better opportunities for the kids.

and the big sweetener was the exchange rate.

prospective workers owned homes worth about (pounds)160,000 to 190,000, or about $450,000.

doofdaddy

Serendipity

I honestly don't know.

I've had a number of German partners and we just seem to understand each other.

My friends laugh and think I like being bossed around( stereotypes ). The women I've known were intelligent, gentle, sweet and very earthed if you know what I mean.

It happens so many times that I see a woman, catch her eye and walk over, only to find she's German. Happend a few weeks ago.

My witchey friends reckon I have past life issues....who knows?

Yes Wombat, they love our Ozzie suntan. The only health and safety issue would be us Aussie blokes putting a pitchfork thru our foot while attempting to work!

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THE STONES STUNK

by wednesday in

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what a bad performance.

lack luster, boring

doofdaddy

They sucked so bad. Outta key,Mick's fading voice

But I guess they've sucked since Sticky Fingers

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What Awe's You?

by Golf in

jw
friends

what in particular stands out in your life?

what awe's you?

golf

doofdaddy

Seeing Van Gough's The Postmaster from 3 feet away.

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We don't want to divorce, but we do. What other options exist?

by BrianGreen in

jw
friends

ive been reading this forum for a long time, but this new situation has come up and now it looks like i need your help.

i thought i dodged a bullet.

my wife and i were both jws, and we both left it together.

doofdaddy

Couldn't have said it better myself Sam

Ooops I actually did, didn't I about 2 posts back

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Borg's attorneys

by rekless in

jw
friends

does anyone know the length of contract or agreement that those who received a law degree funded by the wtbts had to sign?

thanks dan

doofdaddy

Hey JWfacts

Vin Toole studied with me when I was a kid and he was just baptised!

Yeah, he was a tool as well.

Like most "succesful" jw males, he was an automaton smart arse. Ran into him years later and was doing his degree.

Wow, couldn't have picked a more apropriate carreer for his personality.

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Michael Jackson to sell Neverland to the WT?

by moshe in

rumors are flying that michael jackson will soon close the deal on the sale of his vacated neverland ranch to the watchtower society.

they are selling their ny city bethel properties and moving to a nicer climate due to the poor health of the aging bethel staff.

the ranch seems to be an ideal fit for for them.

doofdaddy

I'm sure they could live in splendour out there in Cali

Hey all they gotta do is say they bought it for the resurrected prophets of old.

Worked for rutherford

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When he said let us make Man in Our image?

by mydiscounts in

who was he really talking to, i know jws believe it was jesus but it has puzzled me my whole life because i believed jesus had to have had a mother.

if he is saying let us make mankind in our image he then created two different beings a man and a woman, where does the image of the woman come from, how, why and from whose image are woman from, her body shape, voice sounding softer, and so on?.

sure i understand the whole rib thing but it goes to reason that there had to be some other being besides jesus he was speaking to, other wise mans companion would have naturally been another man, because the image of jesus is a man and the image of god is also manly.

doofdaddy

That's an easy one

He was talking to "My precious"'

We wants it!!

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Brits migrating to Australia

by wombat in

jw
friends

australia has a severe shortage of skilled workers and is targeting brits - very successfully.. last year nearly 100,000 brits moved here.. the australian 4 feb... "the big lure wasn't economic..it was a new lifestyle and better opportunities for the kids.

and the big sweetener was the exchange rate.

prospective workers owned homes worth about (pounds)160,000 to 190,000, or about $450,000.