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  Could you imagine Jesus dressed in a suit like a JW going door to door?

  by JH in

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  that's not the mental image i have of jesus.

  i don't think that jesus pested people, and i don't think he had to be dressed better or differently from those he preached to.. .

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  I don't think he had to be dressed better or differently from those he preached to.

  That's because he wasn't a salesman.
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  Is this what dubs do on a convention night now??????

  by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

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  hi everyone.. there is a huge dub convention on this weekend where i live.

  i can remember how spiritually full i felt on those weekends as i enjoyed a spritual banquet and an abubdance of spiritual food at jehovah's table, in the spiritual paradise, surrounded by spiritual people.

  so what's going on these days???????

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  No sooner had I said that and a young bro came over and dragged her to their tables.

  I wish he would have dragged her from my table. I'd like to see how well a dub can take a punch!

  Would he have turned the other cheek?
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  Is this what dubs do on a convention night now??????

  by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

  1. jw
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  hi everyone.. there is a huge dub convention on this weekend where i live.

  i can remember how spiritually full i felt on those weekends as i enjoyed a spritual banquet and an abubdance of spiritual food at jehovah's table, in the spiritual paradise, surrounded by spiritual people.

  so what's going on these days???????

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  Why did this post twice?
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  Sodom and Gomorrah

  by DaCheech in

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  the other day on the discovery channel (or another channel like) i saw a documentary.

  trying to evidence what happened, and the conclusion was that a massive earthquake hit the area, and methane gas.

  trapped under the rocks caught the place on fire.

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  I didn't even know they confirmed the location.
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  Hey! Is this encouraging masturbation???

  by starfish422 in

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  from http://quotes.watchtower.ca/women.htm : (highlighting mine) it is high time for girls to understand the make-up of their bodies and its functions, especially with regard to sex.

  then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times.

  she will avoid the violating of her virginity and the shame and conscience-stricken state due to this; and wisely she will direct her young life so as to end up in the position of a clean, happy wife and mother of legitimate children, journeying to the new world of righteousness, where there will be no sex problems amid a sex-crazy population.

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  Wanted: 1 Bovine Female Cow

  Let us know what she teaches you.

  It's funny that the WT said we can learn about sex from cows, yet I saw a video where a bull tried to rape a farmer.
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  Most Hated "True Stories"

  by Ingenuous in

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  i was inspired by the "most hated analogies" thread.. a brother giving the public talk one sunday told the most ridiculous story.

  i couldn't even swallow it when i was "in.".

  i'll try not to laugh while i'm typing this.. once upon a time, in a land far, far away... someone planted a bomb in a kingdom hall.

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  their heads were bowed, so all of the nails missed everyone because they flew over their bowed heads.

  They must have been performing oral sex on themselves to be bowed that low. I hardly think that five or six less inches would have made a difference if nails were flying at them, especially when you take height differences into consideration.

  I still can't get over the tale of the Smurf doll that walked from the Kingdom Hall. I don't know how that elder told the story with a straight face.
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  Hey! Is this encouraging masturbation???

  by starfish422 in

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  from http://quotes.watchtower.ca/women.htm : (highlighting mine) it is high time for girls to understand the make-up of their bodies and its functions, especially with regard to sex.

  then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times.

  she will avoid the violating of her virginity and the shame and conscience-stricken state due to this; and wisely she will direct her young life so as to end up in the position of a clean, happy wife and mother of legitimate children, journeying to the new world of righteousness, where there will be no sex problems amid a sex-crazy population.

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  Good question. Is this encouraging beastiality?

  we can learn about nature and sex from the bovine family of mammals, both wild and tame.
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  The Fanatics Who Founded America.

  by Englishman in

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  take a peek at an excerpt from this book that is in the course of being written by simon worrall.

  the fanatics who founded america.

  fundamentalist zealots dreaming of a new world order, sexual repression, scary old blokes with beards.

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  Shoot, the spanish had colonies here in California and in Florida WAYYYY before those losers came here.

  It's a little known fact that there were Spanish colonies in the Chesapeake Bay of Maryland in the mid 1500's, and France had settlements here before Jamestown was established.
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  Serena returns money won in gambling

  by DevonMcBride in

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  does the watchtower allow gambling if the winnings are returned?

  http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=15686serena returns money won in gambling .

  new york: tennis star and tv actress serena williams returned her winnings in gambling recently as she is a jehovah's witness and it is against her faith to gamble.. .

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  I often return all of my winnings when gambling. Sadly, its usually back into the slot machine.

  That's why I rarely go to the slots. I won $11 the last time I went and cashed out. Everyone else at the cashier was getting hundreds of dollars, and here I come with my little 11 dollar ticket. At least I had gas money for the ride home.
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  It's saturday night - what can we drink to???

  by ballistic in

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  we're allowed to toast things, chink glasses etc now.

  so what's stopping you?

  i'll drink to jwd.

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  I missed the party last night.

  Something told me to stay home. I went to McDonald's at 3am and my windows were fogged up the entire time. When I was leaving the parking lot I accidentally went over the curb and messed up my exhaust system.

  I need something to toast with right now!