From The Onion I presume....
edited, cause it is from and not fron....
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washington, dc?in the latest round of political mudslinging, both john kerry's and george w. bush's election committees have replaced ads that focus on their opponents' shortcomings with ads that personally insult the voting public..
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From The Onion I presume....
edited, cause it is from and not fron....
zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.
he had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Well, Faraon, the Buff Orpington rooster we have is getting old and is not as "active" as he once was.... It's funny, because the young hens do try to get his attention, or mine, you know, they crouch with their wings slightly open and their tail feathers up... Poor things, I can't help them
well, you asked
i should have known that on a beautiful saturday morning that dubs we be crawling the neighborhood.
we've been living in this neighborhood for about a year and a half and we are usually home on saturdays.
this was the first visit we?ve gotten from them.
Great! You know, he probably will mark you as a Do Not Visit, Apostate Tendencies.... Or he will come back with a "wiser" elder, one who could answer all your doubts and questions....
playing on the radio now is jackson browne's "running on empty".
this brought to mind all those times i would be driving back to nacogdoches on that winding texas two lane highway with the dogwoods lacing through the pines, the windows down and me singing harmony.
all the while, i'm pushing that pedal down...faster ....and faster.
Can't get enough of........................... Eminem
zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.
he had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Aaahahahaaahaha... Very good....
zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.
he had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced.
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I have chickens too, young pullets and not so young hens, and one rooster. I want my eggs fresh, and I want to know what the birds are fed, and I want to know that the eggs I eat and use in cooking have been laid by happy, free roaming chickens. Not by chickens who are kept in a small cage all their productive life....
Aaaaaahh..... Life in the country !
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i get nervous or shy sometimes when the opportunity to speak about jehovah and his organization arises.
any tips or suggestions?
You took a wrong turn somewhere, I'm afraid, young fellow....
Jehovah and his organization ....................
God has an organization ?
But welcome to the board anyway. Tell us more about yourself.
daddy, why did we have to attack iraq?
questions and answers about foreign policy (and the u.s. invasion of iraq)
a: even if iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, saddam hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Good one. Gonna keep it and send it around.... Did you come up with it or you found it on the Net ?
Celia, wondering what Yerusalyim will have to say
how to win friends and influence people?
as if us customs weren't unpleasant enough already ... now they will make everyone feel like a criminal.
i hope we follow the lead of brazil and do the same to all us visitors coming over here.. your country is turning into a police state.
Yeru: no, the sky is not falling.... but americans travellers must be willing to have the same done to them in these countries... France and Britain are allowed to secure their borders too, and they should in this case. There are millions of Muslims in the US...
Scully, what horrible thing to show us... poor little fly Soooo cute....