Pantyhose is such a WEIRD name for them!
They are panties with hoses stuck on for your legs to go down, right? Pantyhose.
(we call them tights, which prolly sounds as weird to you)
I was told I would be taken off the pioneer list if I didnt stop wearing a particular coat. It was one I had bought second hand, and despite looking like a ladies coat was actually buttoned up the MAN way - so I was wearing a mans garb. The elder told me he didnt know this but had gone and LOOKED IT UP! I offered to change the buttons over to the other side, but apparently now they knew it was a mans coat changing the only feature that identified it as one would not have been good enough. They made me buy another one.