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katiekitten
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How can one poison a goldfish?
by slimboyfat in.
...with inconspicuous amounts of a household substance?
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katiekitten
Figurative of literal goldfish?
Typical or anti-typical goldfish?
Former or latter day goldfish?
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Someone please explain!!
by noni1974 inwhat is pornea?
?i've heard this term before and i never knew exactly what it meant.why is it diffrant than fornication?
?why when people go to jc do they have to find out if it's been committed?
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katiekitten
A terrible sexual sin is where you have sex with your partner over a period of, say, a couple of months and you never have a single orgasm. He has committed a terrible sexual sin and you can get him executed for it.
Or is it excommunicated, cant remember.
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Someone please explain!!
by noni1974 inwhat is pornea?
?i've heard this term before and i never knew exactly what it meant.why is it diffrant than fornication?
?why when people go to jc do they have to find out if it's been committed?
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katiekitten
Thanks Blondie - I must admit I sacrificed accuracy for comedy value! I still stand by the spin cycle tho (hahahahha wasnt that a great pun!)
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Someone please explain!!
by noni1974 inwhat is pornea?
?i've heard this term before and i never knew exactly what it meant.why is it diffrant than fornication?
?why when people go to jc do they have to find out if it's been committed?
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katiekitten
Its anything you do thats both naughty and pleasurable but cannot be described as adultery or fornication.
So rubbing your bits or rubbing someone elses bits, kissing, licking nibbling or otherwise pleasuring yourself or anyone else in any possible way you can think of that is not technically adultery or fornication. If you enjoy it, sitting on the waching machine when its on spin cycle is pornea. If you dont enjoy it, then you are just doing the washing.
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(not so) True Hollywood Story: Fred from Scooby-Doo
by Funchback inoriginally cast as the brawny male lead for the cast of scooby doo, fred never lived up to the billing.
rich with movie star good looks, fred quickly fell in love with himself.. .
"rit rwas apparent that fred rwas not ronly good rooking, but that he ralso rwas.....um.....different", said a former co-star who chooses to remain nameless.. says daphne, "we started to notice subtle differences in fred soon after he ate a can of hormel chili.
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katiekitten
Fred?? GAY???
You heartless bar-steward. You have shattered my childhood dream.
(curse Spam)
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After Armegeddon Whats the plan?
by purplesofa infrom the beginning of the jw experiance, i wondered what the plan was going to be after armegeddon.
we are to expect so much destruction, billions of people destroyed (how many birds does it take to eat 6 billion people in a timely manner?
) with the massive deaths and stuff to clean up........peoples bones for one, rebuiling and resurrecting the millions and millions that have died.....teaching them, and working to clean up the planet.
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katiekitten
Well I thought we were all gonna get given bulldozers - we can go down to Asda to fill up on fuel. Someone can work out how to make the pumps work even tho all the electronic data behind debit / credit cards has been destroyed. Maybe we wil get a kind of company credit card off Jehovah that still works. So the fuel pumps will work.
So we will bulldoze everything. Thats gonna take a week or so. We can live off the food in the supermarkets that week. Then we can start growing our own. We might have to use John Innes No 3 fertilizer to make it grow a bit quicker, cos really, were gonna need fresh food after week 2, although we can still eat the tinned spam. God will see to it that it doesnt turn us queer.
Week 1 we can look round for a real nice house to live in. I guess we wont bulldoze everything, just the council estates and blocks of flats. Will the stuff still be left in peoples wardrobes and drawers? I hope so cos I really love snooping round and looking at other peoples stuff. Plus I might find a really nice pair of earrings l like.
Then week 3ish after the food starts growing all our loved ones will start popping up. They can come and live with us in the mansion we bagged. Plenty of room for a couple of generations. We can put the great great greats in the shed - they wont mind cos they probably lived in a shack when they were alive.
We wont notice but our clothes will start melting away and all the stuff in the wardrobes of the houses that we didnt bulldoze will just disappear. The weather will get warmer so we dont spend all day shivering and wondering why. We will unnacountably lose our desire for a bacon sandwich, and instead we will crave a carrot salad, and we will get real friendly with the pigs. The pig will lie down with the lamb. We wont want shepherds pie anymore either. We might have to ration the carrots tho cos we will be in competition with the lions for them.
Its all gonna work out, guys, I dont know what you are stressing about.
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New Urban Legend! Anyone heard about Hormel?
by gaiagirl ina member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
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katiekitten
Homo Spamius.
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New Urban Legend! Anyone heard about Hormel?
by gaiagirl ina member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
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katiekitten
Oh gosh, thank you! I completely forgot, after spending all morning buying birthday presents for my mum and my daughter.
If you are going to volunteer you have to promise not to have any prior carpet munching tendencies - we have to let the spam take care of that.
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katiekitten
Ive seen that sticker in incense stick, crystal healing, tiedye tshirt shops all over. I dont think U2 had it first. Its usually right nexto the Che Guevara pin badges.