PAH! South Africa were the better team, but we gave away the first 9 points and gift wrapped them. Whats the point of having Poster Boy Johnny Wilkinson if you are going to hand out penalties like sweeties????!!!
Still coming second is no shame.
well its a week since johnny wilkinson kicked the frogs into touch on their home turf, and i cant wait for the match tonight.. loads of people at work have bet on an england win (not at the bookies, just in the staff sweepstakes!
) and i cant help thinking they are voting with their hearts rather than their heads.
still coming second is no shame, given how stupendously crap we have been recently.. am off for an all you can eat chinese before the match - gonna need some serious fuel for 8pm, and i think every pizza`delivery man in the land is going to be overworked.. anyone else all revved up for the limb fest that is going to be england v south africa?.
PAH! South Africa were the better team, but we gave away the first 9 points and gift wrapped them. Whats the point of having Poster Boy Johnny Wilkinson if you are going to hand out penalties like sweeties????!!!
Still coming second is no shame.
greets all.
well yesterday i went to his website,,and posted something for his guestbook.
just wondering if he would update me.
I have the photograph to prove it....
well its a week since johnny wilkinson kicked the frogs into touch on their home turf, and i cant wait for the match tonight.. loads of people at work have bet on an england win (not at the bookies, just in the staff sweepstakes!
) and i cant help thinking they are voting with their hearts rather than their heads.
still coming second is no shame, given how stupendously crap we have been recently.. am off for an all you can eat chinese before the match - gonna need some serious fuel for 8pm, and i think every pizza`delivery man in the land is going to be overworked.. anyone else all revved up for the limb fest that is going to be england v south africa?.
Well its a week since Johnny Wilkinson kicked the frogs into touch on their home turf, and I cant wait for the match tonight.
Loads of people at work have bet on an England win (not at the bookies, just in the staff sweepstakes!) and I cant help thinking they are voting with their hearts rather than their heads. Still coming second is no shame, given how stupendously crap we have been recently.
Am off for an All you Can Eat Chinese before the match - gonna need some serious fuel for 8pm, and I think every pizza`delivery man in the land is going to be overworked.
Anyone else all revved up for the limb fest that is going to be England V South Africa?
"ask and you shall receive.
" 1 john 3:22, .
the joke of the day.
21 Then E´hud thrust in his left hand and took the sword off his right thigh and plunged it into his belly.
22 And the handle kept going in also after the blade so that the fat closed in over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly, and the fecal matter began to come out.
Bravo Kifoy!! Thats the one that jumped to my mind too, but I had no idea where it was.
given the faked linda death and a recent, personal friend who died...i think it's appropriate to gather our thoughts on our own death & funeral.. first, if you have a will please make sure it puts down your final funeral wishes.
i think all would roll over in the casket if our family members gave us a jw funeral.
i could see them doing this as a last effort to make us right with jah.. in my case, i'd like you to plant a tree/plant (even an anti-mosquito plant would do) in your yard.
I want my ashes to be made into a vase and painted in riotous colours, then I can be used to hold flowers.
Then after a while, as is inevitable, one of the grandkids knocks gramma off the shelf by accident and I smash on the floor, I want all the bits to be made into a mosaic and hung on the wall.
So I can be beautiful and colourful forever.
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In fairness, Oz, he might mean his OWN illness - the doctor just changed his meds and now he cant stop himself grunting like a pig when the postman comes.
you all know the jokes jews love to tell about themselves.
books and books of them.. the jokes about catholic priests.. i am sure there are buddhist jokes too.
(anybody heard one?).
What about the IN JW jokes that no-one else would get?
Like:
"There was a district overseer, a circuit overseer and a pioneer in the pub having a pint. The district overseer finds a fly in his beer, so he says "I cant drink this" and goes and buys himself another beer.
The circuit overseer finds a fly in his beer, and he carefully strains it out with his finger and finishes the beer.
The pioneer finds a fly in his beer and he fishes out the fly with his finger and holds it over the beer and says "SPIT IT BACK IN THE GLASS"
you all know the jokes jews love to tell about themselves.
books and books of them.. the jokes about catholic priests.. i am sure there are buddhist jokes too.
(anybody heard one?).
Same reason Ned Flanders cant laugh at himself. Hi diddley ho campers!
Its a serious business knowing you are right ALL the time.
Having said that I used to laugh like a drain at JW jokes when I was a JW, but only if they were proper funny. Some were just a bit lame.
man escapes jail for sex attacksbbc news - 1 hour, 42 minutes agoa jehovah's witnesss gets a community sentence for a series of sex assaults on children and adults.man escapes jail for sex attacks porter was put on the sex offenders registera jehovah's witness has escaped a jail term after admitting a series of sexual assaults on children and adults in clevedon.
michael porter, an elder in the religion, pleaded guilty to 24 counts of indecent assault and gross indecency on 13 victims aged 18 months and older.
among the individuals were others involved in the faith.
He clearly didnt feel that you had to be married to the person you were having sex with, you just had to be married. Then it would be OK to have sex with, well, little boys and babies.
God help us. We dont even get the pleasure of him getting persecuted as a nonce in prison.
have you ever sat at a convention or assembly and heard an experience from the platform about how some asswipe pioneer received a bundle of cash for their car repairs, "just in time to keep going in the pioneer service".
or some other form of material advantage, credited to god as the provider.. now, let's for a wee minute, assume that these were actual blessings from god.
he actually took action.
This kind of reasoning where you assign direct action to god for good things happening (like £200 dropping through your letterbox cos youre a pioneer that needs a tank of petrol), by logical extension makes you blame him when bad things happen.
They cant have it both ways - hes providing when good things happen, but its nothing to do with him when bad things happen.
If they dont want people to blame him when children get sexually abused, they shouldnt bleat on about how he fills pioneers tanks with gas. And, yes I have heard too many pioneers in my own congo (when I went) with these miraculous stories of last minute provision - from money, to a hamper of food to a chip pan (honestly!).