Posts by katiekitten

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JW brother stopped by to awfulize about the bombing in London

by homesteader in

jw
friends

my brother who is a jw (who i helped into the religion when i was a dub) came to my house this morning this morning while we were having breakfast.

the first thing out of his mouth was the bombing in london and how this is the worst bombing since ww11.

then he made the comment "i wonder what this is going to lead to.

no one else will be up yet, let alone have access to the internet, so let me be the first person to thank englishman and her ladyship for being wonderful hosts, at what was the event of the year.. i met so many brilliant people and had a fantastic time.

englishman has a lovely family, and shame on him for tempting an old lady like me with such handsome young sons.

crumpet is a charming, beautiful, lady, who just needs a mum to love her like she deserves to be loved.

katiekitten

oh ig, I definately needed a workman skilled in the use of his tools.

BIG BIG SIGH.

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Englishmans BBQ

by katiekitten in

no one else will be up yet, let alone have access to the internet, so let me be the first person to thank englishman and her ladyship for being wonderful hosts, at what was the event of the year.. i met so many brilliant people and had a fantastic time.

englishman has a lovely family, and shame on him for tempting an old lady like me with such handsome young sons.

crumpet is a charming, beautiful, lady, who just needs a mum to love her like she deserves to be loved.

katiekitten

DUH !!! where were you people edumacated??

Chippy - chip shop - fish and chip shop - a professional vendor of seafood and elongated cuboids of fried potato.

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Englishmans BBQ

by katiekitten in

no one else will be up yet, let alone have access to the internet, so let me be the first person to thank englishman and her ladyship for being wonderful hosts, at what was the event of the year.. i met so many brilliant people and had a fantastic time.

englishman has a lovely family, and shame on him for tempting an old lady like me with such handsome young sons.

crumpet is a charming, beautiful, lady, who just needs a mum to love her like she deserves to be loved.

katiekitten

OK - heres some goss.

There was somebody really cute there. Everytime I went to the bathroom she was there. She was REAL cute. I went to the bathroom seven times before I realised it was ME in the mirror! ha hah ah hah ahh ah hah ah ha

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nonsensical quotes

by colorado5591 in

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to give somebody yourlove, is to give someone, yourself, responsibility .

what's your favorite quotes.........

katiekitten

ROFL ig your such a funny fish!

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Emotional tension release

by greendawn in

jw
friends

when you feel emotionally tense how do you release the tension?

by laughing, socialising, playing computer games, or some other way?

for me it's humour really funny ideas come to mind and make me laugh a lot, also by doing some sport such as swimming, listening to nice music and of course by socialising.

katiekitten

I well.. err... you know... me and my left hand...It warms my feet up too...I do it when my feet are cold.

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quick builds

by loosie in

ok was lying awake last night @ 3am wondering: when jw's build a hall in a weekend how do they get an inspectors approval so quickly?

( i know i need a life).

i mean various portions need to be inspected before the next step can be built, right?

katiekitten

We had a brother at our KH who used to say that we didnt really know what wed be like when we were perfect because we were so far away from perfection now, and for all we knew perfect humans might have six fingers. I think it started off as an example but almost became doctrine in our cong. Well imagine what you could do with an extra digit - pick your nose AND scratch you ear, write two different letters at once with one hand, count to 12, the possibilities are endless.

It wasnt until I moved to Gloucester and realised that inbreeding on the forest resulted in 6 fingers that I began to wonder...

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Christ and His second coming

by greendawn in

all christian religions have always believed in the second coming of the christ, and if you also do, how do you imagine this second coming will be and how will it change the world?

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what will be the fate of the jws when he returns given their grandiose, blasphemous claims about divine appointment and the way they abuse the dissenters?

katiekitten

Potleg, given that he'd come back as a maths teacher, hed be pretty tired at the end of the day so realistically he'd wank.

He'd have got bored of shagging men (remember hes come back as a woman - about 35ish) who didnt do the business for him (her) so hed be pretty picky about who he shagged. But once he found a partner that could truly ring his (her) bells hed settle down and be in rapture most weekends.

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nonsensical quotes

by colorado5591 in

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to give somebody yourlove, is to give someone, yourself, responsibility .

what's your favorite quotes.........

katiekitten

yea but the clinic can get rid of those little fellers...

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What did you hear to get that fear? (No.1)

by A Paduan in

i thought i might start a series of presentations to assist critical thinking and the dispelling of fearful conceptions about biblical text.

i have no particular order of study, just random as i think of it.

important to this examination of fearful assumptions is the input of your views, and/or the official jw thought on the topic particulars - anyway, here goes

katiekitten

WTF! Hey dudes theres a bush over here that talks - look, if I stand close by it tells me to back off. Go on try it - Whaaaa its like an automatic door, you get close and it opens, go back then get close again and it opens again. Jeez I could do this all day, its like the okey cokey...

you put you left arm in

BUSH: 'back off your on holy ground'

your left arm out your left arm in ...

BUSH: 'back off your on holy ground'

and you shake it all about (rolls on ground shaking with laughter)