Posts by zagor

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see, this explains everything - why men "never listen" to women :)

by zagor in

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200508/s1431915.htm

men do have trouble hearing women: research

men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse - women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's.

zagor

Oh froggy, I'm sure we can find better things for you to do. We have both washing machine and a good cappuccino machine and still don't want to fire them .

There is always an openning for assistant manager

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Happy 50th Birthday, Kermit!

by zagor in

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyid=4635468

kermit the frog and miss piggy have a lovers' quarrel.

the jim henson company 2002

zagor

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4635468 Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy

Morning Edition, May 9, 2005 · It's easy being green... when it's your birthday: Kermit the Frog turns 50 years old Monday. Barry Gordemer, Morning Edition senior producer and puppeteer, has this birthday tribute to the star of The Muppet Show and countless movies and videos.

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Alan F's flaming arguments and insults

by Rex in

hi alan, .

have you ever looked at the carved up mountains, hills and valleys?????

have examined the remarkable similarity to the mount st. helen's canyon that was carved our very quickly?

zagor

Is this another one of those attack messanger and not message?

to add: have a drink instead

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see, this explains everything - why men "never listen" to women :)

by zagor in

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200508/s1431915.htm

men do have trouble hearing women: research

men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse - women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's.

zagor

Hello froggy, nice to see you again :)

I left my studies 8 years ago due to borg pressure, went out, started my own business and I'm now back to finish my last year of college :)

Got couple of guys doing work back home while I'm here. (going home every weekend though) You never know I might need a Social Ecologists on my team one of these days too ;)

Mind you, I do know what it means to live off the smell of an oily rag, (as on of my guys put it :), lived like that every day when I started studying, almost a decade ago.

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Older men dating teenagers/Lolitas

by wanderlustguy in

lolitas older men with little girls.

i promised myself only 30 minutes on thisso the timer starts now.

my perspective on this is probably different than most, i am a male, 32 years old.

zagor

Yeah, kind of like Sydlick and his wife.

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They wonder why they are losing people???

by LongHairGal in

i have to laugh at how hard they try to bring people in by knocking on doors and rv's - but once the people are in they are pushing them out the back door with both hands!

we all remember how hard it was to stay there (even if you believed it all) - let alone the head-trips they put you through!!

listen to this.

zagor

Thanks guys, well its obvious they don't have anywhere else to go that's why they keep coming back to this site even though they are "disgusted" by their own presence here. How pathetic is that!?!

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IM from a dub who is disgusted at my presence on this board

by stillajwexelder in

i have read your posts and am suprised, shocked and disgusted at the fact you still are an active witness who goes to the meetings 70% of the time and at the same time go to apostefests and curse and talk bad about the truth.

dont you know that the bible said people like you would quietly slip in the congregation and subvert the faith of some?

are you not afraid of god and jesus?

zagor

Didn't read all the post so don't know if he or she has responded but all I can say to that person is the same I've said in this thread http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/96143/1.ashx

Nuff said.

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" Jehovah's Witnesses..."

by prophecor in

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now just answer the door and nobody gets hurt, ok?

zagor

HOW TO GET RID OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

1. Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry. (immediate results)

2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of charity lasts.

3. Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave.

4. Ask them to reconcile Revelation 1 and 22 for the "Alpha & Omega's" identity (Jesus or God), repeat constantly. You may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them sweat.

5. Excuse yourself from your sitting room (or wherever) ...and don't come back.

6. Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls. (booky, order for pornography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL there, a tearfull confession to the police for the murder of the last Witnesses who visited you.)

7. Pick an oft-repeated word in their lexicon (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what's going on, say "nothing, why?" in very even tones, and giggle again.

8. Same as #7, except say "beep" instead of giggling.

9. (males only) Feign an intense interest in their speil. Part way through, begin putting on make-up, hosery, a dress, the whole works. (make encouraging noises [uh huh, I see...] throughout and if they ask you what you're doing, pull a #7) If they're still there when you are done, Ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten minutes.

10. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.

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