DelTheFunkyHomosapien

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  Isn't It Time That The Americans Learned How To Enjoy Cricket?

  by Englishman in

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  you guys don't know what you're missing.

  now, take the present ashes competition.

  england and australia square up to one another with a series of the best of 5 test matches.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  You don't want to know what you are missing. I would rather eat broken glass. Boring IMO.
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  What is your, "Unforgivable Sin?"

  by Maverick in

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  the wts has made vague statements about the unforgivable sin metioned in the bible but we all know that you can curse god and jesus and be forgiven but should you promote the idea that the wts is not god's only earthly channel and that organization is a fraud, that will not be forgiven.. on a person note, should you guys call a woman by the wrong name when you are first trying to get to know her, that will not be forgiven, especially if you call her a co-workers name!.

  driving your car on my front lawn will piss me off almost to the point of no return, do it twice and i'm done with you!.

  what is your, unforgivable sin?

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Live your life by the "You'll only ever shit in my nouthonce policy". Gross I know but when it happens (not literally) thats what it probably feels like.
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  What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?

  by JH in

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  here in quebec, one funny expression people say is "donne a manger a un cochon, et il viendra chier sur ton perron" .

  word for word in english this would mean: feed a pig, and he will shit on your porch.

  in other words, sometimes you try to be nice to people, and they don't always try to be nice to you in return.. .

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Meet him in a bar, leave em in a bar.

  When someone calls another a whore or slut and it's not fitting I say:The difference between a slut and a whore is: a slut get whay she wants and whore get what she gets.

  I owe my grandma for both of those.

  A slut will sleep with anyone a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
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  I Have Brought Reproach Upon Jehovah

  by Honesty in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  because i have told many people about the watchtower bible and tract society's affiliation with the united nations i have reproached the name of jehovah according to my ex-wife.

  when i mentioned to her that it was the watchtower bible and tract society who had done the dirty deed with the un and that i was just the messenger she blew up and told me that it was all my fault that jehovah's good name had been reproached.

  if it wasn't so pathetic that the dubs really believe the wtbts can do no wrong and anyone who exposes their hypocrisy and dirty deeds is bringing reproach on jehovah it would almost be funny enough to put them on late-night tv.

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  Very clever Scully with the Trademark on Jehovatron's name.
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  non J.W girl involved with J.w BOY...HELP!!!

  by miss_ellie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well me and my b.f met a year ago through mutual friends at a rock concert in london...we clicked instantly and i was very attracted to him as id never met someone so nice who i got on with that well i liked at the same time.

  an over the next few months saw each other a few times but only as friends as we lived on opposite ends of the country....we stayed in touch via text.

  then the texts gradually faded out.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Not really. I have had some very tentative talks with her recently but I have to pick my words carefully and bite my tongue the rest of the time. No-one wants to hear that their parents have f@#ked your head up.

  She saw her rellos recently and they have 2 little kids and she made the comment about lack of personality. We then saw a friend of mine's little boy and hes just so much happier. I know its apples and oranges I'm comparing here but I am geeting to the stage where I can pick a JW just by seeing them.
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  I Have Brought Reproach Upon Jehovah

  by Honesty in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  because i have told many people about the watchtower bible and tract society's affiliation with the united nations i have reproached the name of jehovah according to my ex-wife.

  when i mentioned to her that it was the watchtower bible and tract society who had done the dirty deed with the un and that i was just the messenger she blew up and told me that it was all my fault that jehovah's good name had been reproached.

  if it wasn't so pathetic that the dubs really believe the wtbts can do no wrong and anyone who exposes their hypocrisy and dirty deeds is bringing reproach on jehovah it would almost be funny enough to put them on late-night tv.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  
  Of course you can because Jobo wants you to molest your kids, mess with their heads, keep them scared, follow unquestionably, and believe a bunch of fossils are somehow gods mouthpiece.
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  What's your favorite music group that I probably haven't heard of?

  by joelbear in

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  i'll start.. guster.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Jason Molina is on Secretly Canadian Records. he performs as Songs:Ohia, Magnolia Electric Co. and other aliases.
  
  Some other good stuff:
  
  
  New Pornographers
  
  Neko Case
  
  Sleater-Kinney
  
  Reggie and the Full Effect
  
  Mountain Goats
  
  Piebald
  
  Shins
  
  Rhett Miller
  
  Carolyn Mark
  
  Aquabats
  
  the Belles
  
  Split Lip Rayfield

  The Shins rock. Rent Garden State with the fine Natalie Portman and listen to they're contribution.

  Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

  David Gray

  Razorlight
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  non J.W girl involved with J.w BOY...HELP!!!

  by miss_ellie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well me and my b.f met a year ago through mutual friends at a rock concert in london...we clicked instantly and i was very attracted to him as id never met someone so nice who i got on with that well i liked at the same time.

  an over the next few months saw each other a few times but only as friends as we lived on opposite ends of the country....we stayed in touch via text.

  then the texts gradually faded out.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  I am in a similar situation http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/15/92892/1.ashx . Like some have said......run. Don't let it consume you if he loves you he will make the move.
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  Ideas! I need ideas for a date!

  by misspeaches in

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  i want to take my boy on a date tonight.

  something romantic, something different, something relatively inexpensive.... please help!

  he tells me i never have any original ideas.... i am a rotten girlfriend...

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Hot air ballooning. Got to get up early though.
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  Catch cry's phrases to stir the pot.

  by DelTheFunkyHomosapien in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i need phrases or catch cry's to mess with some jws i know.

  i want them to know i'm on to them but not appear to obvious.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  If only there was more like you they'd be broke by now. It's nice to have a dream.