Move all the JW's to Siberia
DelTheFunkyHomosapien
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"If I had all the money in the world I would.........."
by anewme ini thought this would be a fun and mentally healthy question to ponder!
i feel better already just to think of this possibility!
for me, before giving away alot of it to charities i would first buy a couple of gorgeous houses strategically set in beautiful surroundings where i could travel throughout the year and avoid harsh winter temperatures.
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Another JW mother dies after giving birth (So. California)
by Jourles ini just got word that a sister from southern california died today after giving birth yesterday.
this was secondhand information, but this is the info i've heard so far:.
after giving birth, she felt light-headed in her bed in the recovery room.
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Can you confirm it though??
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Can't make it out too much glare.
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Please ladies enough with the I have great boobs thing. I WANT THE TRUTH! I HOPE I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Typical "paradise earth" speech
by Evanescence in.
hi just want a little help with a paradise earth speech that jehovah's witnesses normally give.. i want to have this as my intro for my oral presentation.
can some people please help and tell me a typical paradise earth speech.. imagine that you have knocked on my door and i answered it now the presentation of yours...... evanescence
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
defdNice chucky cheese example
So what happens when the parents get 'new light' on 'chucky cheese' and the 'weekend'? Is it 'sorry kids did we say Chucky Cheese this weekend you must have misheard, what we actually said was baked beans sometime in the future, possibly, maybe, we think'?
Flame on knob jockey
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Thats a much better photo.
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Sorry fella but i reckon you got no arse.
Not frequent but I can tell the diference between a fat arse and a flat arse.And are you a frequent critic on MENS asses, my friend?
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What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?
by JH inhere in quebec, one funny expression people say is "donne a manger a un cochon, et il viendra chier sur ton perron" .
word for word in english this would mean: feed a pig, and he will shit on your porch.
in other words, sometimes you try to be nice to people, and they don't always try to be nice to you in return.. .
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
"You'll only shit in my mouth once"
To someone noisy, annoying...
"Do you know the turtle song"?
"No"
"Well pull your head in and shut the fuck up"
"Like chucking a brick down main street"
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What's Your Status? Christian, Pagan, "I Don't Know", "I Don't Care"??
by minimus injust curious......
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Skeptic. Man is too dumb to understand a sumpreme being.
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Will the anointed remnant survive Armageddon?
by Bonnie_Clyde ini always thought that was what the society teaches.
in fact, haven't there been discussions about how we know the end has to be near because the number of the anointed remnant is decreasing, but there still have to be a few on the earth when armageddon comes to help get the educational work organized in the new world?.
well, i ran across this article today from the 9-1-89 wt pages 20 and 21, paragraphs 12 and 13. i was attending back then.
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DelTheFunkyHomosapien
Ask yourself this question instead. If they were all that was left after Armageddon would you want to be there with them? My answer, Hell No! (no pun intended......sort of).