Why is the writing look like its written by sixth graders?
>Because Jehovah was'nt allowed to go to College.
Why aren't they giving talks all over the world?
> Because all 8000 of them are being stored in these PODs in the basement at Bethel:
we've been told that the 144,000 are providing the ''spiritual food'' and that there are a little over 8,000 of them on earth today.
every prayer that is ever given,they are thanked for providing the "spiritual food".. if that is the case ,why does the food(yum,yum) only come from new york?
why is the writing look like its written by sixth graders?
Why is the writing look like its written by sixth graders?
>Because Jehovah was'nt allowed to go to College.
Why aren't they giving talks all over the world?
> Because all 8000 of them are being stored in these PODs in the basement at Bethel:
or show up half-sloshed???
or even a really bad hang-over??
lol..... at the pique of my "rebellious" phase when i was about 16-18, i often smuggled in a small mickey of drambuie or baileys then snuck off into the library for .
"I needed 4 mg of lorazepam to keep myself from going snaky before going to the District Convention."
LMAO !!! At this point I would need to be under general anesthesia before they could get my carcass into a District Convention....
just wondering if anyone still does not celebrate xmas since leaving jws.....or like me do you think"to hell with it", and join in the festivities.
if you do celebrate it, do you still have pangs of guilt for celebrating this "pagan" festival???.
chukky.
"The WTBS is systematically eliminating anything that might have the 'fun' tag attatched. It's the kids I feel sorry for."
I agree Winnie. And its kinda sad that so many ex-JWs just cant stop over-analyzing and enjoy a simple holiday for what it is. Geez, lighten up people!
As for the fact that its highly commercialized, so what??? EVERYTHING in life is commercialized!
Xmas is just an excuse to have some fun with friends and family and experience the pleasure of giving gifts to your kids/wife/husband etc. From some of these posts I certainly get where the stereotype of the bitter ex-JW comes from !!! LOL....
or show up half-sloshed???
or even a really bad hang-over??
lol..... at the pique of my "rebellious" phase when i was about 16-18, i often smuggled in a small mickey of drambuie or baileys then snuck off into the library for .
Or show up half-sloshed??? Or even a really bad hang-over?? LOL....
At the pique of my "rebellious" phase when I was about 16-18, I often smuggled in a small mickey of Drambuie or Baileys then snuck off into the library for
a little sniffter.....a couple sips helped numb the psychological torture of sitting through the Watchtower in the second hour. Yup! Thats how much I HATED
being there..... Surely I couldn't have been the only one resorting to this desperate measure? LOL....
joshua is on his first fieldtrip.
his class is at the children's museum.
i know he will have a lot of fun.
"Joshua's development was normal until he got close to his second birthday, we noticed that he wasn't talking, had real issues with loud noises (he would get hysterical), and a few other things."
This sounds like autism. Did they rule this out as a possibility?
if the gb.
me the school because it would allow more time for brow beating in the service meeitng wihch would be one hour.
then no one would complain about thier kids being up way past thier bed time on school nights..
The bookstudy. This is probably the biggest pain in the ass for the dubs. Kills an entire night of the week for a measly 1 hour of indoctrination.
something very unusual happened the other day.
after 20 years of being treated like satan, my mother spoke with the visiting co. and told him my story.
he was disgusted with the elders who did this to me..... according to my mother he was furious.
"At any rate, he demanded that any record of my dismissal be destroyed."
Sorry, I'm calling bullsh*t on this one. Either the entire story is fiction, or this is not a real Circuit Overseer. No way in hell a CO would ever say something like this. Whats more, a CO is in no position nor has any authority to "demand" that JC records be destroyed. That is entirely the domain of Brooklyn. COs are just lowly employees with no real power.
i'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet, but here are the figures for the 2006 service report.
i highlighted the countries that have either a "0" or negative growth in yellow and i highlighted key countries where the you would expect more growth......i tried looking for england's stats, but i couldn't see it.
i looked under "england" and "united kingdom" but i can't see it.
Hey things look good in EAST TIMOR and the FALKLAND ISLANDS!!!! LOL.......
Maybe Teddy and the boys can apply for citizenship???
one thing that jws do, whether they were "strong in the truth" or not is accept presents.
even if they don't "celebrate" thanksgiving, they'd still take the turkey from the employer.
if someone sent out a birthday gift or christmas present, a witness would still take but never givein return.
i-pod !!!!!
just wondering if anyone still does not celebrate xmas since leaving jws.....or like me do you think"to hell with it", and join in the festivities.
if you do celebrate it, do you still have pangs of guilt for celebrating this "pagan" festival???.
chukky.
We celebrate, but it has no religious meaning whatsoever since my wife and I are atheist.
Why? For the simple reason its fun to give and receive gifts, its an opportunity for some quiet quality time together. And frankly, I think our xmas tree looks awesome in our living room!
Turkey, eggnog, chocolates, ornaments, lights, tinsel, mistletoe, I love it all!
It was an important part of my "worldly" wifes childhood and culture so thats another reason we keep it as a tradition in our marriage. In addition, since I was deprived of this during my childhood, its yet another way for me to shove my "apostacy" in the face of the borg.