Posts by jam

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What RESURRECTED people will be told.

by hamsterbait in

a wife and mother who died of cancer, with her family round the bed, is lovingly raised from death into the "noo system".

"where is my husband?".

"jehovah killed him because he didnt believe the jw.org teachings".

jam

The real story; Welcome back..

Resurrected one: Great where do I start?

Welcome commmitee; any where you like.

RO: how about beach front property?

C: well that have been taken.

RO: all of it?

C: yes the Elders and they claimed miles of it.

RO; what about Island.

C: GB

RO: whats left?

C: remember, those who died last will come back first so a lot

of folks came before you.

RO. so where can I put up stakes.

C; the deserts are still available.

RO: sh---T, OK how do I get there.

C: you walk or mule.

RO: do you know how long that will take me.

C: lets see, 500 miles about 40 years.

RO: This is BS..

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What RESURRECTED people will be told.

by hamsterbait in

a wife and mother who died of cancer, with her family round the bed, is lovingly raised from death into the "noo system".

"where is my husband?".

"jehovah killed him because he didnt believe the jw.org teachings".

jam

Or, where is my husband Frank? He dead but your first husband is here..

What, he use to beat me before he died. I was happy to see

that nut kick the bucket and now we are together again, please

put me back to sleep...

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hello everyone

by purrpurr in

jw
friends

i've been browsing the site for some time as things that the society teach just are not adding up much these days.

by exploring some of the threads on here i'm starting to see why.

a brief bio.

jam

Welcome!! When I first posted I thought Satan would

strike me down..

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Do You Support Illegal Aliens Coming Into The USA As They Have This Past Year?

by minimus in

i think it's hurting the country..

jam

You are going to do WHAT to Who when the What comes..LOL

LORD have mercy, the mind of a JW...

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Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?

by raymond frantz in

the watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.

how old was abel when he died ?.

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jam

"It is possible then, that Abel may have been as much as

A hundred years old at the time of his martyrdom". WT67

He looked not a day over 18, I would love to know their

diet.. I could make a fortune. Look a hundred years younger

with my miracle diet.

So dumb, if you thought Abel was around 100 years old, a

middle age guy not a damn 20 year old....

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What Is Most Important To A Man?

by metatron in

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friends

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/31/health/paralysis-sexual-function/index.html08:08:10. some of you more cynical ladies can probably guess already.

reminds me of a woody allen line from sleeper:.

"you can't do that to my brain, it's my second favorite organ".

jam

Ages 16-40 sex, 40-55 hair and stomach, 55-65 retirement

and if he put away enough funds, 65--- finding GOD...

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Questions From Readers (w69, 2/15):Will Satan be dead in the Abyss ?

by raymond frantz in

another gem from the watchtower 1969 , back in those days the watchtower was engaged in the bible research to prove satan's actual condition in the abyss .

enjoy .... will satan be dead when he is in the abyss for one thousand years?.

jam

So Satan is thrown in abyss for a thousand years, why.

Because Jesus wil rule for a thousand years without

Satan. Why the game playing, why didn't God do

that from the start.. So he will wake up after a thousand years

after Jesus have been ruling, mine you no problems here on

earth, and we are to believe that Satan will try to get people to

follow him once more. OK, I'm not that bright but

I think I would follow Jesus and realize this crap is for real...

Why in the hell would anyone choose to follow Satan.

So what's the point of Satan in the Abyss for a 1000 years...

And the question "will Satan be dead in the Abyss", If he

was dead problem solved.

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New Atheist Cable Channel in United States

by Band on the Run in

i noticed a small article in today's new york times that an atheist cable channel is preparing to launch.

the author mentioned what believers might fear from an atheist channel and noted that such channels, causing grief to believers, already exist and flourish.

its preliminary content will focus on richard dawkins films and convention content.