The Smurf got up and ran from the hall. Some reports had the Smurf exclaiming, “I’ve had enough of this shit” on the way down the aisle – truth from the mouth of plush toys. I’ve had the same urge myself. Perhaps, I’m demonized.
A ha ha ha! OMG, that`s so funny! I must have had some smurf in me too, I think.
You want another one? I guess it`s not a JW-legend, but it was a story in the congo we attended. This one sister had an unbeliving husband. Not only that, but he had travelled a lot too, and had a collection of african masks in his house, which were, obviously, demon posessed. The sisters were shocked that the sister in question had not been able to persuade her husband to have them thrown out. The demon masks were believed to be the reasons for the following incident. One day, the sister had come home from the grocery store, and placed the groceries on the kitchen table. All of a sudden, an egg popped out of the egg carton, and cracked on the kitchen table. It then started frying, right there on the table.
I mean, it`s ok to save on the electricity, but self-frying eggs, that`s where I draw the line. And so, this demon story spread like a forest fire in the congo. I believe she eventually managed to talk her husband into getting rid of the african masks.